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[4consideration]

You don't have a leg to stand on with that argument! I don't have to even be offended by it. I'm just doing it to be polite!

 

[9Westy9]

You don't have a leg to stand on with that argument! I don't have to even be offended by it. I'm just doing it to be polite!

I'm so offended at you making fun of my 2 peg legs that I feel like eating an entire pack of Lions.

 

[Badran]

I'm so offended at you making fun of my 2 peg legs that I feel like eating an entire pack of Lions.

For god's sake man, this is a lady you're speaking to!

What in the hell is wrong you? Do you have to be so offensive all the time?

 

[BeckyRose1998]

Why the heck are you yelling at Westy? You have offended me! D:<

 

[tumbleweed41]

How dare you BeckyRose!!

That's it, your buying your own lunch in the Springs.

 

[BeckyRose1998]

How dare you BeckyRose!!

That's it, your buying your own lunch in the Springs.

What did I do? You offended me because I can't simply but my lunch myself; I am broke. I'll ask Sunstone to pay! :no:

 

[Sunstone]

What? You want me to pay? I've never heard of such nonsense in my whole life! Have you no shame?

 

[BeckyRose1998]

What? You want me to pay? I've never heard of such nonsense in my whole life! Have you no shame?

Yeah, you do! xD No, I don't have any shame!
You are the rude one, you offended me!

 

[Me Myself]

I find it offensive that you are too cute to be offensive. It is really inconsiderate of you. Why cant you think of all of us who actually do want to feel offended?

 

[Kathryn]

I find it offensive that you are too cute to be offensive. It is really inconsiderate of you. Why cant you think of all of us who actually do want to feel offended?

I'm offended by anyone that's cuter than me.

Which means that I spend a large portion of my time being offended.

 

[BeckyRose1998]

I am offended by that because not everyone is cuter than Kathryn. That is offensive!

 

[Kathryn]

I am offended by that because not everyone is cuter than Kathryn. That is offensive!

NOT EVERYONE??????? Don't you mean HARDLY ANYONE???

I am so freaking offended I can hardly stand it. Just because you are cuter than me, you think you can say just anything - with no regard for the feelings of less cute people.

I'm just...just...where's my peg leg when I need to chunk it at someone...?

 

[Me Myself]

Showing images of peg legs is against my personal beliefs!! I am really offended now!!!

 

[Sunstone]

Showing images of peg legs is against my personal beliefs!! I am really offended now!!!

The ease with which you become offended disgusts me. Have you any idea how tedious it is to put up with your attitude? Have you? I doubt it!

 

[BeckyRose1998]

Ahh!
You're offensive to teens, you, you, you, PIRATE you!

 

[Sunstone]

Ahh!
You're offensive to teens, you, you, you, PIRATE you!

I'm offended you didn't direct that remark to me!

 

[Kathryn]

Showing images of peg legs is against my personal beliefs!! I am really offended now!!!

You're too easily offended. This offends me. Therefore, I give you these pictures:

 

[Me Myself]

There are more easily offended people than peope with peg legs! your shortsightedness offends me greatly you you... PEGGY!

 

[Kathryn]

There are more easily offended people than peope with peg legs! your shortsightedness offends me greatly you you... PEGGY!

I hate that name, you...you Billy Bob sort of person.

 

[tumbleweed41]

I hate that name, you...you Billy Bob sort of person.

My great uncles, cousins, best friend was named Billy Bob!

How dare you sully his good name!