Your mirror is hiding at my house - he begs me every day not to send him back to you, because your face is so offensive that your mirror is afraid he will crack right in half the next time you pick him up.
He said for me to tell you that he's very offended by you - and I'm offended for him -and also offended that he's taken up at my house and is eating all the little glass marble things that I have in little bowls around my house.
He obviously didn't learn any mirror manners at your house.
I think, and i may be wrong, that the fact that you're suggesting a mirror is communicating with you, and that it can have feelings and thoughts, as well as the capacity to learn, is one of the most insulting things i've ever had the misfortune of reading.
To be honest, although i didn't expect much, i still expected more from you. I never thought you'd be capable of saying such a dreadful thing. Speaking sentient mirrors? Please.
I request and hope that you would have the required decorum to both retract your ridiculous statements and accompany it with a heart felt apology. Its the least you could do.
