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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
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I thought this was supposed to be an offended thread, not a personal insult thread. Color me offended.
I am offended that you were offended by my personal insult -- and that you did not realize that I WAS offended by your treatment of other people's children. 
What's your favorite color?
What's your favorite color?
My favorite color is offended. I'm offended you didn't pick up on that when I asked you to color me with it.
The color suits you well.
But, I am offended that you would expect me to "pick up" anything apply it to you. I'm not that kind of gal! I don't like those kinds of insinuations, buddy!
But, I am offended that you would expect me to "pick up" anything apply it to you. I'm not that kind of gal! I don't like those kinds of insinuations, buddy!
BeckyRose1998
PICKLES THE KID
I insult adults like I insult kids; like a teen! That's offensive to me that you're telling them to insult each other like adults! Whats wrong with insulting each other how they are? -____-
I am offended that you do not think that my insults measure up to your standards.
I will have you know that I have spent considerable time and many of hours of personal study on the subject of: Personal Insults, How to Extend and Implement Them for the Utmost in Avoidance of Personal Responsibility for My Own Life Studies.
Try to keep up with me!
But, you've taught me so much! It's embarassing to always have to credit the souce.
You've got to be kidding me! Crackers? That's all you can find to blame me for? Is that really the best you can do? I am sure, that if you really tried you could come up with something a little more insulting than that.
If I don't rate a little better than a cracker insult...which...I guess is better than nothing...but REALLY...
Okay (sigh). I am not accustomed to having to help a guy out with his insults...this is new for me...but let's see...
How about: "You're so ugly when you were a baby they had to tie pork chops around your neck to get the dogs to play with you."
I knwow it's old. I heard it about 40 years ago. But, it's a classic. Go with it! What have you got to lose?
If I don't rate a little better than a cracker insult...which...I guess is better than nothing...but REALLY...
Okay (sigh). I am not accustomed to having to help a guy out with his insults...this is new for me...but let's see...
How about: "You're so ugly when you were a baby they had to tie pork chops around your neck to get the dogs to play with you."
I knwow it's old. I heard it about 40 years ago. But, it's a classic. Go with it! What have you got to lose?
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Go back to sleep. Post again in the morning.
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Did somebody forget his Wheaties this morning?
Thief
Rogue Theologian
The 'breakfast of champions'...for losers like you?
Oh, that's right...you're probably so junior you don't remember the commercials.
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Can you PLEASE not talk about age??? I'm already self conscious around here due to the fact that apparently the average age of RF members is, oh, around 17.
Thief
Rogue Theologian
Yeah well...I turn 57 next week.
Don't expect an old guy like me to cut you some slack.
Maybe your bra is too tight.
Well...I guess that either you have no idea just how truly uncomfortable that can be, or you really just don't care. I am so offended that you don't realize what a sacrifice it is for us women to keep our womanliness restrained -- just to help you guys keep yourself restrained.
A really old guy like you ought to know better.