Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Well...I guess that either you have no idea just how truly uncomfortable that can be, or you really just don't care. I am so offended that you don't realize what a sacrifice it is for us women to keep our womanliness restrained -- just to help you guys keep yourself restrained.
A really old guy like you ought to know better.
Bras in general are offensive to me. But ESPECIALLY when one of those little underwire thingies pokes thru the fabric and starts jabbing me right in the you know what.