I think you are overusing the word 'Offensive', and it chafes. Its like a rub-burn. Its like killing a piece of toast with frozen butter. Its offensive.
Oh no its the yeast police. It gets its funding from pillsbury and its morals from ra salvatore. Apparently its mission is to bake up torment in the form of obnoxious posts.
Your rejection of a sincere expression of affection for all of you is objectionable and offensive, you whining, crying out loud, avatar shape-shifting poster!