Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

That is not haiku!
It would be mere doggerel
That's charitable.

 

[4consideration]

HOW DARE you be charitable?

You'll stick to the stereotype others apply to you -- and...you'll like it!

 

[Revoltingest]

You ignored my haiku!

 

[4consideration]

Ohhhhh!

So...I'm supposed to notice EVERYTHING...

What a nice haiku.
None better at it than you.
"Pop goes the weasel".

 

[Revoltingest]

If you're erudite, yes!

Weasels.....

 

[4consideration]

Your weasel is sans pants!

That's vulgar!

 

[Simurgh]

oohhh, is that weasel my midnight snack? a bit over-dressed for the part, but whatever, i can adjust. maybe bricky could drop on his head and tenderize the little munchie for me.
............ this is not one of the under-weasels that revoltingkilt wears instead of more appropriate coverings, right? i have heard some real shocking stories in that regard.

 

[Wu Wei]

oh...its that cat....I can't speak cat so.....whatever...I imagine I must be offended

 

[Revoltingest]

Cat lover!
I smell Friskies on yer breath too!

 

[Simurgh]

Great, my day's work is done, i have offended the sanctimonious flow of things. Now I can go back to marinating that weasel. A dash of hot sauce and a sprig of catnip should do the trick.

Are there still some of those aforementioned monkeys around too? Maybe with a bit of bacon, just in case Revoltingest comes around for a visit.

 

[Revoltingest]

Only "maybe" bacon?
How utterly uncouth!

 

[Wu Wei]

How many times must I tell you BACON is a vile, disgusting, greasy, horrible foul smelling, abomination...oh wait...were we talking about bacon or you.

 

[Simurgh]

we were talking about both. namely, when bacon is mentioned or present, the revolting one appears or is in attendance. it's not a bad scent, it's just not as good as fish, or catnip, or fish, or catnip, or fish with catnip. then again, there is the scent of chcolate truffles with chambourd, or elderberry liquor, or grand manier, or .........'scuze moi there is something i need to do.......

 

[Wu Wei]

What.... I'm sorry I don't speak cat.... all I hear is meow meow meow purrrrrrrrr meow

Which in and of itself is pretty darn offensive

 

[Simurgh]

your unwillingness to take your ears out of the water is offensive. i was simply contemplating my menu choices and you need to make snarky remarks about my accent. is it my fault that you are linguistically challenged?

you offend by your presence
...........unless you have a snack for me??

 

[Kerr]

Dont look down on me like that! Its rude!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Who are you to post in here all of a sudden? Warn us first next time.

 

[BSM1]

Yeah, what he said (although he was very offensive).

 

[Revoltingest]

Ughch! Show some originality, ya echophilic dittohead!

 

[Brickjectivity]

You remind me of a terrible memory of dental phillings gone bad. Thanks a lot!