Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

I've seen yer choppers...ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

 

[Wu Wei]

Austin Powers was offensive and since you posted his picture then you are also offensive....but you were before you posted that picture so......well...... we have run head long into the status quo......

 

[Revoltingest]

Yer just jealous of Austin's magnificent British teeth, ya snaggle toothed dental disaster!

 

[4consideration]

Oh, BEHAAAVE...

 

[Revoltingest]

I will not behave!
I'm a Scot....we act out!

 

[Thief]

I will not behave!
I'm a Scot....we act out!

You can't act.....you're a cartoon.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm not just any cartoon....I'm an offensive cartoon!\
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The Best of Groundskeeper Willie - YouTube

 

[Wu Wei]

That was entertaining......offensive...but entertaining

 

[Revoltingest]

Ya find me amusing!?
My pain is yer pleasure!?
Ya use me, monkey....ya use me!

 

[Wu Wei]

yeah...pretty much

 

[Kerr]

Seriously? You told him you find him amusing? You arent supposed to tell him that, you are supposed to smile and lie! That way, we can drag this charade on and on indefinately... but no, you had to tell him... have you no consideration for others?!?!

 

[Brickjectivity]

It would be more honest if you would stop pretending to have a say in the matter, and butt out. What exactly is a lofty member, anyway? Hay is kept up in lofts and is for horses, pig houses and hats.

 

[Wu Wei]

have you no consideration for others?!?!

No, no I don't....watch

It would be more honest if you would stop pretending to have a say in the matter, and butt out.

You should follow your own advice and stop offending those that matter

 

[Brickjectivity]

Ok, that was hurtful but I will overlook it. Be like me. Stop leaving your feelings out of the floor where they will be stepped upon accidentally. Learn Zen or something. Stop trying to make squares out of circles.

 

[Wu Wei]

I am not trying to make squares out of circles...although with a pair of scissor or a saw or a cutting torch, depending on what the circles are made out of you could make them into a square rather easily.....

As for Zen...been there done that...got board and left

 

[Revoltingest]

God "board and left"?
One of these?

You monkey statues sure are strange!

 

[Wu Wei]

How offensive... you are spreading lies about what I left...it was oak

 

[Revoltingest]

Your plain sawn oak is offensive!
I much prefer the more civilized quarter sawn oak.

 

[4consideration]

Nothing to see here. Just a coupla guys talking about their wood.

I'll go find another thread.

 

[Wu Wei]

Nothing to see here. Just a coupla guys talking about their wood.

I'll go find another thread.

Get out of the way you offensive obstructionist when MEN are talking...even if one of them is a highly offensive Scotsman

Your plain sawn oak is offensive!
I much prefer the more civilized quarter sawn oak.

Cutting wood for your pleasure...how offensive...I prefer the tree