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Be Offended By the Post Above You

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
That was not low brow humor...that would imply that there was actually humor there...and there wasn't...that was humorless...it was also offensive
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Who are you to disrespect low brow humor when you sport the lowest brow of us all!?
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But I can't get mad at a cute wittle monkey wike ooo'ms!
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Mustaches are offensive!
They signify low morals, low intelligence, & a propensity to buy extended warranties on blenders.
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
Mustaches are offensive!
They signify low morals, low intelligence, & a propensity to buy extended warranties on blenders.

Hey! Have bought a blender lately? Unless you spend about 150 bucks on one, it'll be broken by the time you get it home. It's a spiffy way to get another one just like it that doesn't work, either.

(Unless you go to a second hand store and find one of those from the groovy avocado green era. Those still work.)

edit: And don't get me started on manually operated can openers!
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
I'll inquire 'bout your innards whenever I darn well feel like it!

Good thing you answered quick, too. I was checking the oil in the Probinator 5000, and gettin' ready to fire it up.
 
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Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
voicing concern for another poster in this tread is OFFENSIVE!!!!!!

How DARE you ask how someone else is

And then RESPONDING to such questions in a positive manner... that is DOUBLY OFFENSIVE!!!!!
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
I don't really think I deserved it for you to use that kind of tone with me. I'm feeling rather offended.

What's wrong? You seem a bit edgy today.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
It's been over a week since he's been properly probed.
So have some sympathy for the stifled statue!

Btw, have you considered upgrading to the Probulator 5000?
(Wirey is a dealer.)
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
you are disgusting, perverse and offensive.....but that comes as no surprise actually....what is truly unexpected and offensive is your sympathetic tone
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
You reject my rare & minimal sympathy!?
Once again, my magnanimity is rejected by a clueless ingrate!

But you are a cute little ingrate.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
You sicken me...and how many times MUST I tell you... I DON'T SWING THAT WAY FELLA!!!!!

Your unwanted advances are offensive
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
You know what's really really offensive?
Here you are fuming & fulminating, but you only come across as a peaceful, civil
& lovable little scamp compared to the abusive buffoons in other threads trying
to discuss real issues with each other. Face it...you are inadequate at offending!
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
You know what's really really offensive?
Here you are fuming & fulminating, but you only come across as a peaceful, civil
& lovable little scamp compared to the abusive buffoons in other threads trying
to discuss real issues with each other. Face it...you are inadequate at offending!

Your (used intentionally just for you) are just put off because I refused to give in to your advances....AGAIN!!!!

And who the heck in this thread is trying to discuss real issues!!!! that prevarication is simply offensive
 
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