Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

I feel the need for a turkey, bacon & avocado sammich!
On a nice coarse whole wheat with a slice of tomater & a teensy bit'o mayo....

 

[Wu Wei]

Now we see the real motive for your offensive protestations....
you're groundskeeperphobic!

I'm sorry you feel hurt by my refusal but like I said, I don't swing that way.....NOW GET OVER IT!!!! your whining is offensive

 

[Wu Wei]

Tell us how you really feel. (edit: That was for Wu Wei.)
!

Well I would think it would be bloody obvious by now...I feel...OFFENDED!!!
How is it that the obvious escapes you so easily

 

[4consideration]

I'm sorry you feel hurt by my refusal but like I said, I don't swing that way.....NOW GET OVER IT!!!! your whining is offensive

As if!

You're a monkey. We all know you swing every which way. Don't try to fool us!

I feel the need for a turkey, bacon & avocado sammich!
On a nice coarse whole wheat with a slice of tomater & a teensy bit'o mayo....

That sounds great! Make it two -- while you're up. I'd like my bread toasted a bit, please.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended by your lack of proper punctuation!

That post was for Bonzo, btw.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended by your lack of proper punctuation!

That post was for Bonzo, btw.

I'm offended that someone who can't even speak the language properly is correcting the pronunciation of others

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that someone who can't even speak the language properly is correcting the pronunciation of others

Lookee here, Bonzo....."punctuation" is different from "pronunciation"!
I criticized only the former in my post. But regarding the latter, you do have a bit of a bonobo accent.

 

[Wu Wei]

Sorry...my mistake....no need to get personal.....oh wait..yes there is

Listen hear you malodorous defiler of language that will be about enough of your snappy come backs...and when I say snappy, I'm being sarcastic

 

[Revoltingest]

"Listen hear" should be "listen here", you hat wear'n soup ladler!

 

[Wu Wei]

I know, I am intentionally using the wrong spellings of words to offend you....Your easily offended that way (insert evil grin here)

 

[Revoltingest]

And now you're a manipulative little mischief maker!
Two can play that game!
There! I just pulled your tail....hah!

 

[Wu Wei]

might I suggest you seek professional help....you really need to see someone about your delusions.

 

[4consideration]

Why? Do you think they should be more like yours?

 

[Wu Wei]

I am not delusional...I am likely the only one in this entire thread that has at least one foot in reality.... the rest of you are completely off your rockers......and I know... because I said you were....

 

[Revoltingest]

You're the only one with 1 foot in a steaming pile of sublithic coprolite!

Hah! There's a word I don't get to work into a conversation every day.

 

[Thief]

I am not delusional...I am likely the only one in this entire thread that has at least one foot in reality.... the rest of you are completely off your rockers......and I know... because I said you were....

The excessive use of dots would be my spotlight.......not yours!

And I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooo............................offended!

 

[Wu Wei]

You're the only one with 1 foot in a steaming pile of sublithic coprolite!

Hah! There's a word I don't get to work into a conversation every day.

I don't get to use Fluvial Geomorphology much either....so I know what your talking about...man do I like to say Fluvial Geomorphology......ahhh what a great thing to say.....

but regardless...you're offensive

 

[Wu Wei]

The excessive use of dots would be my spotlight.......not yours!

And I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooo............................offended!

........hmm..........how should I put this.......... and remain diplomatic about it.......oh the heck with diplomacy........ You're OFFENSIVE!!!!!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you still have not wiped off your foot!

 

[4consideration]

I don't get to use Fluvial Geomorphology much either....so I know what your talking about...man do I like to say Fluvial Geomorphology......ahhh what a great thing to say.....

but regardless...you're offensive

This thread is not meant as an outlet for you to say all the things you like to say!

And, BTW, you sound just a bit too chipper for this thread. I don't buy the offense you appear to take. I think you're inappropriately thrilled!

edit: Boy, oh boy -- am I ever slow today!