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Be Offended By the Post Above You

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I'm deeply deeply offended that you appear to be ignoring my post, & instead addressing the naughty monkey statue!
 

Daemon Sophic

Avatar in flux
Of course I have a Kleenex! I'm a mom with two kids. I always carry Kleenex this time of year! How dare you insinuate that I wouldn't. Thatsnot funny!

Your overt niceness, and thoughtful preparedness deeply offends my procrastinating and thoughtless male persona. You.........Nice Mom! Bah!
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
Your overt niceness, and thoughtful preparedness deeply offends my procrastinating and thoughtless male persona. You.........Nice Mom! Bah!

Nice? Who says it's nice?

If I see a need for one, I just say, "Here ya go" and hand it to them. Sometimes I don't even ask if they want one. I don't even consider their wishes.

Sometimes I might even bark an order, "Don't use your sleeve!"
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Air ya ignant!?
The back of one's hand is known as a "Scottish handkerchief".
Don't ask me what "Louisiana toilet paper" is!
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I'll give ya the back'o me hand for that post, ya disgusting little banana thief!

Not unless you sterilize that disgusting rancid, contaminated, vile thing with gasoline and fire first... oh wait...you didn't take your gloves off again did you...you know what happened last time...the CDC scrambled their Outbreak Response Team..

Ewww....we all saw you wipe your nose with it!

That is just plain disgusting and offensive
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Wow..I was so offensive I made everyone leave......:yes:

HMMMM


HOORAY FOR ME!!!!!!!:p:clap:clap2::danana:


:yinyang:
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
What's that I smell? It's so offensive!
There's also a hint of obscenity mixed with evil......it's the naughty little monkey!
Now I must come back, & take offense at that cute little dickens!
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
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