Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

Word thief!
But yeah, he is long winded for a little critter who speaks mainly in chirps & chatters.

At least you didn't "schteal" my schtick!

 

[Wu Wei]

Well that was offensive

 

[Thief]

Who's a thief?!!!!

oh, that's right.....I am.

never mind.

 

[Wu Wei]

Your lack of enthusiasm show a lack of self-confidence it is offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

"Wu Wei" rhymes with "too gay".
There's nothing wrong with being gay!

 

[Wu Wei]

Your right there is nothing wrong with being gay, but, you see, I'm not gay. Which I realize is a problem for you since you want me to be based on the number of times you have come on to me and been rebuffed in this thread

And for you to infer that I am based on a rhyme is incredibly childish even for you and highly offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

You thought that I thought you're gay?
No way, Jose! You're just naughty.

There's another rhyme for you to enjoy.

 

[4consideration]

You thought that I thought you're gay?
No way, Jose! You're just naughty.

There's another rhyme for you to enjoy.

Revoltingest
posts in jest!

Hairy chest,
likes to rest.

He uses Zest,
but not Crest.

Not a pest.
He is the best!

 

[Revoltingest]

Flattery will get you....hey!
You're manipulating me emotions!
That's offensive!
But strangely appealing.

 

[Wu Wei]

You cause much offense
You reek of open sewer
you made a skunk cry

 

[Smart_Guy]

I'm deeply offended by your appearance! By your demeanor! By your backwoods accent!
By your risque garb! By the jaundiced eye you cast in my direction! By your unbridled flatulence!
By your clown-like shoes! By your slothful ways! By your very existence on this planet!

A prepaid batch of offensiveness!

I like it

And, I can't believe you noticed my shoes... Am I the happiest man on the planet or am I the happiest man on the planet!

Oh yeah, still not good enough. Try harder

 

[Wu Wei]

Why do you keep ignoring my question about the water in your basement, I am offended that you ignore my question, are you trying to hide something, dishonesty is also offensive so you are doubly offensive

 

[Smart_Guy]

Your question?

What was it again?

Hahaha

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't question me so relentlessly, ya demand'n grand inquisitor!

 

[Thief]

Hey! there's nothing wrong about being Spanish!

Thief is ninja!
But mama spoke Spanish!

Figure that one out!

 

[4consideration]

Hey! there's nothing wrong about being Spanish!

Thief is ninja!
But mama spoke Spanish!

Figure that one out!

How dare you?

None of us come here to THINK!

 

[Thief]

Well....true enough for you.

As for me?.....I just don't waste the effort thinking on this thread.
The knee jerk reaction seems to be the jest of it.

Here's one for your groin!

Thump!

 

[4consideration]

NO hitting, either!

 

[Thief]

Thief is ninja!
Take this ....that....something else....
stab....stab....stab.....

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo much fun!

 

[4consideration]

Don't make me say it! You know I will. You're asking for it...