Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Thief]

yeah right.....shakey fingers on my keyboard.....I'm sooooooooooo scared!

 

[4consideration]

You forgot to flush -- again!

 

[Thief]

oh god...here we go again.....down the tubes....

 

[Wu Wei]

Since none of what I read makes any sense.....I'm offended by the flummery of this thread

 

[Thief]

Well then..... stay out of the way!

Got enough hassle from porcelain freaks as it is.

Unless of course, you've got more than idle interruption to offer.....

 

[Revoltingest]

I knew it!
You're one of those Hummel figurine fanciers!
That is the most offensive kind of porcelain there is!
They're worse than those 1930s figurines of Hitler morphed into a cute little bunny wabbit!

 

[Daemon Sophic]

The fact that you even have knowledge of such abominations is dark, sick, and twisted.....just as I would expect.

And don't going whining all that "Oh, I deal in antiques." stuff. We all know the truth.

 

[Revoltingest]

You're just jealous that my Hitleriana collection is better than yours!
The green eyed monster is so so offensive!

 

[Wu Wei]

Congratulations...I did not think it was possible...but you have reached a whole new level of offensiveness

 

[Revoltingest]

Fool!
There more offensive things than you in your limited simian imagination ever conceived!

 

[Wu Wei]

Your Hitler in bunny ears fetish is highly offensive and you should seek professional help and a good first step would be to STOP WEARING JACKBOOTS!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

Your Hitler in bunny ears fetish is highly offensive and you should seek professional help and a good first step would be to STOP WEARING JACKBOOTS!!!

Unobservant fool!
That can't be me....no Hawaiian shirt.

 

[Wu Wei]

I did not say it was you...you over assuming plebe.....I said you need to seek help for your disgustingly offensive fetish for Hitler in bunny ears and that a good way to start working towards getting over your adhorrent predilection would be to stop wearing your jackboots which you wear with your kilt and Hawaiian shirt....

 

[Revoltingest]

And just when I thought you couldn't offend me any more than you already do.....

 

[Wu Wei]

Again you have a rather rich fantasy world in which you live...however it is pure fantasy.., that is not me and don't try and draw me into you sick and twisted fetish....You need to face the facts, take the first step and just admit you have a problem and STOP WEARING THE JACKBOOTS!!!! You sick twisted offensive individual...your post was simply a cry for help as well as an attempt to get the attention off of yourself because you can't face the truth...Hawaiian shirts are evil....umm wait..no that was not the point...although it is true....you need to face the truth that you need help and the jackboots have to go

 

[Revoltingest]

Jackboots!?
I'm a socks & sandals kind'o guy.
Criminy! I'm wearing that fashion faux pas right now!
So lighten up, ya armband wear'n high five'n walk'n carpet!

 

[Wu Wei]

You deep denial of your problems is offensive.....

 

[4consideration]

Your focus on what he wearing and your constant insistence that he remove certain items of clothing is offensive!

 

[Revoltingest]

He's always try'n to get me out'a me clothes.
But yer always tell'n me to put more on is offensive!
Always yell'n "More on!"....ya loud mouthed domineer'n fishwife!

 

[4consideration]

He's always try'n to get me out'a me clothes.
But yer always tell'n me to put more on is offensive!

Whatever it takes, man...whatever it takes.

If I need to scold you, or even convince you you need to cover up because all the little monkies and fishwifies will be driven made with passion, I'll do it. Just cover it up. Whatever it takes!

Always yell'n "More on!"....ya loud mouthed domineer'n fishwife!

That was a different issue. If you didn't get it, never mind.