Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Smart_Guy]

No butts you two!

 

[Revoltingest]

Are you saying we have no butts?
How utterly offensive!
I know for a fact that 4con has a giant.....never mind.

 

[Smart_Guy]

Oops!

revealing secrets, are we?

Well, I guess it's fair after revealing my secret

 

[Revoltingest]

Revealing secrets is "fair"!?
That is a very offensive violation of trust!
You should be offended instead of sanguine, ya batter mix'n toothbrush waver!

 

[Smart_Guy]

Me offended? By your amateur attempts? Get real and try harder.

And besides, it's only fair in your standards. Ya over grown unpeeled banana split!

 

[Simurgh]

Me offended? ................ Ya over grown unpeeled banana split!

That's kinky, I'm offended. Why don't i get invited to those events?

 

[Wu Wei]

I am not at all offended by that....I'm actually happy I was not invited

 

[4consideration]

I am not at all offended by that....I'm actually happy I was not invited

Oh, REALLY?

Then why were you peeking in the window?

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't accuse the innocent monkey of peeking in your window!
(Twas me in a Bonzo costume.)

 

[4consideration]

Don't accuse the innocent monkey of peeking in your window!
(Twas me in a Bonzo costume.)

I know it was you. The glass was all fogged up!

Are you saying we have no butts?
How utterly offensive!
I know for a fact that 4con has a giant.....never mind.

What? Has a giant what? Ooohh, heart...you wanted to say, "has a giant heart". Don't be so afraid of expressing your feelings, Man -- ya lily livered shovel usin' poop flinging wannabe.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm now offended that you begin to ply me with purty talk!

 

[Wu Wei]

You sound like tweety

 

[4consideration]

Well I can't compete with that!

He's all yours! I hope you're satisfied.

 

[Revoltingest]

You can't give me to the monkey as a present!
What do you think I am....a mere serving wench!?

 

[Smart_Guy]

That's kinky, I'm offended. Why don't i get invited to those events?

Y'all are welcome

 

[Thief]

oh no!...I know a set up when I see one!

You just keep that kinky stuff to yourself.

Can't trust nobody nowadays.

 

[Smart_Guy]

Good thinking!

Veeery good thinking!

Hahah..

Mwahaha..

:bat:

 

[4consideration]

Good thinking!

Veeery good thinking!

Hahah..

Mwahaha..

:bat:

You can't just compliment him on this thread, and then walk or fly away. Get back here and do some offending, like you're supposed to do!

 

[Revoltingest]

Your threatening laugh is offensive!
Besides, everyone knows Saudis don't laugh.
(They chortle.)

 

[4consideration]

Your threatening laugh is offensive!
Besides, everyone knows Saudis don't laugh.
(They chortle.)

You misbelled "Southearners"!

(You're welcome. I'm feeling generous this morning. )