I diD nott, ya error prone dominate'n spell'n bee wannabee!
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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
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Dominate'n? How could you call me that?
Why just this very morning, I'm lettin' my huband sleep in and then I'm gonna remind him how much he likes to cook breakfast on the weekends. Then, I'm going to let him do it!
Why just this very morning, I'm lettin' my huband sleep in and then I'm gonna remind him how much he likes to cook breakfast on the weekends. Then, I'm going to let him do it!
Your excessive generosity is offensive!
(Will he make me breakfast too?)
(Will he make me breakfast too?)
Generosity is not offensive! It's sweet, warm and cuddly -- and if you don't admit that I'll give you Knuckle Sammich!
(Yes, he will. He likes to show off his cooking skills when he has the time. Will work for applause.)
(Yes, he will. He likes to show off his cooking skills when he has the time. Will work for applause.)
Promises, promises!
Your generosity is not only offensive, it is also unfulfilled!
I expect to hit 44444 posts today!
Woo hoo!
Your generosity is not only offensive, it is also unfulfilled!
I expect to hit 44444 posts today!
Woo hoo!
Why did you wait 'til the last minute to tell me? I wasn't prepared. I don't know what I'll wear. I'll have to work on my speech in the car, on the way over. Oh my, last minute stress is offensive.
What time is the party?
And none of that cheap booze. I want the good stuff!
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Oh well....44444 huh......whoopy doopy....that is not offensive....that is just sad
If one sets low & easy goals in life, one is less often disappointed.
Your high achiever attitude is useless for & offensive to us low potential types,
ya always work'n always strive'n Einstein wannabe!
Your high achiever attitude is useless for & offensive to us low potential types,
ya always work'n always strive'n Einstein wannabe!
You're refusal to understand why such a number, one that would allow him to associate himself (even for a brief moment) with me, IS VERY OFFENSIVE!
It's obviously important to him. Why would you take it from him?
Where's me breakfast!?
Don't get pushy!
I don't know. I hear some rumblings around in the room. I think he's getting up. You're gonna have to wait until after coffee and some other morning routines.
I have a least one brain cell that tells me don't start yackin' at a man until he's fully awake. It just slows him down from cookin'. When I'm finished with that brain cell, I'll pass it to you -- so that you have one.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
That too is not so much offensive as it is every so sad
Instead of getting all snappish because you're sad, you could just let me know you would like to be invited, as well! I'm not a meany-pants, you know! (And, I have bananas.)
Just make sure he wears a pilfer proof diaper!
(He has a black belt in dung fu.)
(He has a black belt in dung fu.)
Fine. As long as you realize in this household men change diapers, too! That means you, buddy. Everybody else will be busy.
Husband will be cooking. I'll be sitting around being fabulous. I don't let the kids get involved in monkey business. That leaves you.
Does ya gots a hazmat suit (size 44 long), or should I bring me own?
Pot calling the kettle black I say, ya inoffensive hypocritical chortling shishkabobberer!
Ya will have ta do better'n that, ya lazy goodfernuthin lollygag'n slow
shuffle'n drool'n slack jawed half asleep turkey tickle'n gold brick!
shuffle'n drool'n slack jawed half asleep turkey tickle'n gold brick!