Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

Don't call Dave a coward!
(It makes'm cry.)

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh sorry....should have said sissy instead

 

[4consideration]

Stop hisssssing!

 

[Wu Wei]

What are you...a snake

 

[Revoltingest]

She is not a snake!
(As far as I know, she never even attended law school.)

 

[Wu Wei]

As...far...as...you...know....

That leaves an AWFUL lot of room for doubt

 

[Revoltingest]

Doubt is good!
You may wallow in certainty of things unknowable, but I won't....ya blind faith spout'n gullible lemming!

 

[4consideration]

Doubt is good!
You may wallow in certainty of things unknowable, but I won't....ya blind faith spout'n gullible lemming!

Oh know!

I'm certain that you are right...in a way...at least somewhat....ahhhhh!

 

[Revoltingest]

Your blind trust in me is doubly offensive!

 

[4consideration]

How dare you suggest I should remove the blindfold?

I shouldn't have to look at you, too!

 

[Leftimies]

How dare you use the underlining font. It makes it seem as if we are incapable of sensing the emphasis on your sentence otherwise. Which is untrue and utterly false, of course.

I am appalled.

 

[Revoltingest]

Underlining is wonderful....ya persnickety little cupcake licker!

 

[Leftimies]

Your accent is offending to me. It is incoherent rambling, void of logic!
Needless to say, underlining it only makes it worse.

 

[Revoltingest]

Yer an anti-underlinite!
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Ya intolerant knuckle dragging nit muncher!
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[Leftimies]

Now you are making a profane assessment of who and what I am. Its incorrectness is truly the apex point of your offence! You can't possibly have the readiness to analyse me! In fact, it offends me that you think so.

Hmph!

You owe me a grovelling apology!

 

[Wu Wei]

It pains me to admit this...but I agree with the revolting one.....and that in and of itself is HIGHLY offensive

 

[Thief]

If you continue using periods as I usually do........
the other participants are going to confuse you with me!

and I would be Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo offended if they did!

 

[Simurgh]

I am offended that you think anything could confuse me...i think, well, maybe not...then again...

 

[Revoltingest]

Your confusing & confused post is offensive!


Is that a hairball by your left front paw?

 

[Simurgh]

you offend me with your question. if it were mine, it would be on your kilt or that new package of bacon you just got.

...that then posits the question, what kind of cats have you been associating lately, hm? and does the Mrs. know?