Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Benst]

The shark-like gleam in that lawyer's eye offends me greatly! I certainly will NOT be calling Saul.

 

[Amechania]

Not call Saul? Don't you know he has 11 illegitimate mouths to feed, you insensitive jerk!

 

[Benst]

Your sympathy of his promiscuity is not only offensive, it's down right objectionable...

 

[DreadFish]

Why do those mouths have to be "illegitimate"? All children are legitimate! And who's the insensitive jerk here?

 

[Wu Wei]

Ignorance of the law is not a defense that you can use, although you flagrantly (and offensively) display said ignorance.

Dang, that sounds like something I would have written...just in incredibly simplistic verbiage that I would not have used....I am offended on several levels by that one

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, pick one level to get all offended on, ya overly ambitious rage monkey!

 

[4consideration]

Oh, pick one level to get all offended on, ya overly ambitious rage monkey!

You're just trying to bring everyone down to your level!

 

[Revoltingest]

Yer just try'n to fleeg everone unta yer slermfit!
But most donna have the bedonkadonk to pull it off!

 

[4consideration]

Yer just try'n to fleeg everone unta yer slermfit!
But most donna have the bedonkadonk to pull it off!

Sweet talking me is not gonna work, fella!

 

[Revoltingest]

I was insult'n ya!
How daft can ya be, ya ear wax impaired werd misunderterpreter!?

 

[DreadFish]

Hey, who ya callin' "fella", ya broad!

 

[Revoltingest]

Broad!? Ya thinks I'm a girlie!?
Or are ya hit'n on me?
Willie donna swing thata way!

 

[Daemon Sophic]

Yeah. You swing with a hoe.

Think of the children you filthy man!

 

[DreadFish]

Eww, who's the filthy one? No one needs to be thinking of children when they swing the hoes!

 

[Thief]

Let's go back to carving pumpkins.
It's more fun!....stab....stab......stab.....

Think of the children!

 

[DreadFish]

Ohhh, like "hey lets think of the children while stabbing!" Pshh, such an obvious pun! Do you think im not smart enough to figure it out?

 

[Thief]

Let me offend you.....

No......you're not smart enough.

 

[Revoltingest]

Corvids are very smart birds!
Don't insult him lest he peck your eyes out.

 

[Thief]

Birds ....smirds....turds......I don't care....

 

[Revoltingest]

Birds ....smirds....turds......I don't care....

You should care that the cook knows the difference when you sit down to a plate of fried chicken!