Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

Your grizzly curly red Scottish chest hair offends me!

Chest hair was never mean't to be on a man!

Then why are you looking?

You are disingenuous and offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

Let the man look!
Willie gots it, & he flaunts it.

 

[DreadFish]

How lacking in humility and shame! There is no place in civilized society for offensive people such as you!

 

[Revoltingest]

Then make room fer me type, ya snooty cleanliness freak!

 

[Thief]

lose the shovel and the pointy finger.
Then maybe we can make more room for you.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'd never give up me shovel, me hoe, or me point'n finger!
I'd give up me kilt first! Do ya really want that?

 

[4consideration]

I'd never give up me shovel, me hoe, or me point'n finger!
I'd give up me kilt first! Do ya really want that?

Stop threatening us!

 

[Thief]

I'd never give up me shovel, me hoe, or me point'n finger!
I'd give up me kilt first! Do ya really want that?

ok...fine....keep the hoe and the finger.
I'm more than happy to give you the finger.

But you gotta promise to stop lifting the kilt!

 

[Benst]

Your lack of faith in the kilt disturbs me...

 

[Daemon Sophic]

No! Follow the hoe! The hoe shall lead us to fields of plentiful crops!
It is a sign from the Great Willie!
Cast aside the finger and the kilt, and take up the hoe!
The other false idols are offensive abominations!

 

[Revoltingest]

That post was offensively daft!

 

[Thief]

I think there's something in the bible about following hoe's
Sounds like a bad idea to me.

 

[Daemon Sophic]

Heathen Non-believers!
Heratics!!

And Revo, bearing false images of The Great Willie! Oh the offensive shame.

BURN THE INFIDEL!!

 

[Smart_Guy]

OUCH!

What did I do?

This is offensive!

Well, just a little offensiver than before!

 

[DreadFish]

Your absurd religion that is obviously an insulting knockoff of Great Pumpkin worship.

How dare you make light of the Great Pumpkin? It's insensitive.

 

[Revoltingest]

You took offense at the wrong post.
You ignored Smart Guy!

 

[DreadFish]

And how dare I post a reply to a post from the last page? It's inconsiderate, its inattentive and it wastes other people's time!

 

[DreadFish]

I did it again! Start paying attention already! Im messing up the rhythm of the thread!

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare you take offense at your own post!
Be offended by mine!
Am I not offensive enuf for you?

 

[Revoltingest]

Your type has no rhythm!