Be Offended By the Post Above You

[DreadFish]

You dont know my rhythm, you don't know my life! What I've typed through! What I've written!

 

[Thief]

You dont know my rhythm, you don't know my life! What I've typed through! What I've written!

I don't think you do either!

 

[Revoltingest]

Hey! Don't rub his beak in his own ignorance!
He's only a corvid, after all.

 

[Smart_Guy]

I'm offended, in my religion we don't burn up the innards of pumpkins!

We only EAT THEM haha

I don't like them by the way. They are offensive!

 

[DreadFish]

OH c'mon, why you gotta judge a gourd?? All gourds are created equal, including pumpkins!

 

[Thief]

Nevermind about the pumpkins.
It's too early for Holloween.

But I can't wait!!!!!!
Who wants to be my pumpkin?!!!!!!

stab....stab.....stab.....

 

[Wu Wei]

STOP IT!!!!!! ALL OF YOU!!!!!

Nothing and I mean ABSOLUTLY NOTHING is as offensive as having to endure another day AND night of temperatures that are between 12F and -12F...IN MID-MARCH!!!!!!

All other petty offenses PALE by comparison..... but I still think you are all offensive

 

[Thief]

Well gee....you're 'in a house'.....
Turn on the heat!

 

[Wu Wei]

NO!!!!

Your suggestion is not at ALL helpful and it is not taking into account how I FEEL and you are most certainly NOT looking at it from my unreasonable side of things and YOU are offensive...now leave me alone and go ninjaize someone else

 

[Thief]

Now what's wrong with you!
Simple, straight, forward advice and you get all crusty!

 

[Wu Wei]

what's wrong with me......WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME!!!!!!

It's DAMN COLD outside...I'm TIRED OF IT!!!!! and it is MID-MARCH!!!!!!

You lack of understanding and comprehension is incredibly offensive

 

[Smart_Guy]

Hmm, never knew stone statues feel cold!

I'm offensived that I never knew that!

As for me, I'm HOT BABY

 

[Daemon Sophic]

Hmm, never knew stone statues feel cold!

I'm offensived that I never knew that!

As for me, I'm HOT BABY

Your implication toward baking, sauteeing, or boiling infants is deeply disturbing and offensive.
Please stay at the terminal where you are now reading this, and please DO resist the armed officers who will be arriving at your location shortly.

 

[Wu Wei]

Your implication toward baking, sauteeing, or boiling infants is deeply disturbing and offensive.
Please stay at the terminal where you are now reading this, and please DO resist the armed officers who will be arriving at your location shortly.

Your complete and utter lack of understanding of the English language as well as the fantasy world in which you live is offensive to me.

 

[Revoltingest]

Your complete and utter lack of understanding of the English language as well as the fantasy world in which you live is offensive to me.

What!? This criticism from a little fellow whose sentences sound like....
"Oooo aahhh ugga boogga whoot whoot ugh ughmph yowwww!"

 

[Smart_Guy]

Everyone is a critic!

How offensiving!

 

[Daemon Sophic]

Everyone is a critic!

How offensiving!

Entrapment!!​

 

[Wu Wei]

You obviously do not know the legal definition of entrapment...therefore your use of words you do not understand is offensive

 

[Daemon Sophic]

"In criminal law, entrapment is a practice whereby a law enforcement agent induces a person to commit an offense that the person would have otherwise been unlikely to commit. It is a type of conduct that is generally frowned upon, and thus in many jurisdictions is a possible defense against criminal liability."
I correctly stand by my post.

Ignorance of the law is not a defense that you can use, although you flagrantly (and offensively) display said ignorance.

 

[Revoltingest]

Your lawyerly posture is very very offensive!