Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Thief]

Well who said I'm eating at YOUR house!

 

[Revoltingest]

I never offered you any fried chicken!
Don't you be cadging fer free food!

 

[4consideration]

I never offered you any fried chicken!
Don't you be cadging fer free food!

You never offered me any fried chicken, either! Why not?

 

[Revoltingest]

Because I don't cook, woman!
And I ain't buy'n him no bucket of KFC!
Hey, it's been a while since I had a sammich.

 

[Thief]

How about sliced pumpkin?

 

[4consideration]

Because I don't cook, woman!
And I ain't buy'n him no bucket of KFC!
Hey, it's been a while since I had a sammich.

Great idea!

Fix me one too -- while you're at it. (I'd like mine toasted, please.)

 

[Revoltingest]

What!? You expect me to do wimins work!?
I eat sammiches....I don't make'm!

 

[Wu Wei]

You don't eat them either...you wear them

 

[Revoltingest]

Since you're a statue, here's a salad for you!

 

[Wu Wei]

Shows what you know...those are vitamins your understanding of the ways, habits and habitats of statues is seriously lacking

THIS would be a salad for a statue you uncultured Groundskeeper

 

[Daemon Sophic]

Now you resort to Cannibalism?
That is deeply offensive. And you could catch mad statue disease.


Oh.


Too late.

 

[Revoltingest]

Your beating me to that insult is offensive!
Curse you & your spawn!

 

[Sumit]

Don't ever say no to what you deserve, it's offensive to say that.

 

[Revoltingest]

Curse you & your spawn too, bub!

 

[Wu Wei]

Now you resort to Cannibalism?
That is deeply offensive. And you could catch mad statue disease.


Oh.


Too late.

No you silly disembodied eye...the moss on it.... sheesh you're not to awfully bright are you...and you offensive too

Curse you & your spawn too, bub!

So what exactly do you have against rocks you mineral intolerant rock bigot

 

[Revoltingest]

Rocks are subhuman miscreants whose roving gangs (called "rock bands") demean mankind!

 

[Wu Wei]

If it were not for Rocks you silly Groundskeeper you would not be a groundskeeper you would be swimming in Lava....well not so much swimming as combusting...if it were not for rocks..... you'd... be....nothing

 

[Revoltingest]

Aye, there should be rocks.
But the rocks should know their place!

 

[4consideration]

Aye, there should be rocks.
But the rocks should know their place!

You shouldn't even be discussing rocks here! :no:

edit: There's a separate forum for that.

 

[Revoltingest]

You shouldn't even be discussing rocks here! :no:
edit: There's a separate forum for that.

You know that it is a purple DIR, & that I may not post there!