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Be Offended By the Post Above You

Thief

Rogue Theologian
I'd rhyme 'shucks' for ya.....but it might get me in trouble.

Thief is ninja!
Ninja know when to be quiet.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Dang, Thief! This is a family friendly forum...put on a housecoat or something!
No one wants to see the hairy evidence of God's wicked humor!
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
Hey!...how did you know my house coat was left behind at my house and not here with me at my apartment?!!!!!!!

YOU"VE BEEN MESSING WHERE YOU SHOULDN'T BE MESSING!

Oh...NOW you've done it!

And I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooffended!

I need a moment.....to work up a good furious stabbing.

Hold still.

I'll be right back!
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
STAB......STAB......STAB......STAB.....STAB.....STAB.....STAB.....STAB.....STAB.....STAB......STAB.......STAB......STAB......STAB......STAB.......stab......stab.....stab......stab......stab......stab.......

whoa....that should do it.
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
Curses and denials!
Darn Scotsman...ya drink too much.....
Ya don't lay down til yuv had too much ta stand up!

Aye! curses even more!
That noying ackscent is coming on agen!

Necks thing ya know I be rrrrrrrrrrolling me rrrrrrrrr's!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
Hey!.....where did you get that?!

Messin were ya ain't suppose ta be amessin!!!!!!!!.....agen!!!!!!!!

ARGHHH me fengers ar aturnin Scotty!
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
It's too early in the morning for all that yelling! Tone it down, will ya?

edit: I wrote that in all caps, and it changed when I posted it. It's a conspiracy, and Thief is the head-honcho of all of it!
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
It's about time ya got out'a bed, ya lazy good fer nuthin slack jawed lollygagger!

Where's me Friday sammich?
 
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4consideration

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Premium Member
It's about time ya got out'a bed, ya lazy good fer nuthin slack jawed lollygagger!

I didn't just get out of bed, and I am offended by the accusation!

I have already had coffee and fixed breakfast for three people, and I come here for a little relaxation and friendly conversation and all I get is offensive comments about me. I have a good mind to go and take a nap and plan out a lengthy response to this one, buddy!

edit: I made your Friday sammich!

I left on the back of toilet where I knew you'd find it eventually. I dropped it. Sorry. You might want to give it a while to dry out.
 
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Thief

Rogue Theologian
So...I discovered popping your knuckles takes the Scotty out of them!

I feel sooooooooooooooo much better!
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
Ya didn't invite any of us to yer posh breakfast!
Was there bacon?

No, there was not. I don't have to have bacon at every breakfast if I don't want to!

There was brown sugar sausage! I didn't eat yet, just fixed it for everyone else.

I'm reducing my waistline, and have already reached the point of tightening the belt by two notches from OMG stage.

You'd better be nicer to me today or I'm going to give you more superfluous information!
 
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