Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Thief]

A statue...in leotards.....dancing.....

Doesn't work for me.
That's just over the top.....stupid.

But it is kinda funny.

But then again we can do without the toilet humor.
(thought there was something odd about that lunch bag)
(glad I didn't even look)

Oh and I'm soooooooooo happy for you all.
You play so well together.
just like spoiled little brats with nothing but sour grapes to play with.

(have I offended anyone yet?)

 

[DreadFish]

Your post was unnecessarily long. Who do you think you're fooling here?

 

[4consideration]

Your post was unnecessarily long. Who do you think you're fooling here?

Do you have something against people with EPS -- Extensive-Post Syndrome?

 

[DreadFish]

That's not even an actual thing. Now you're trying to fool me too!


Mean.

 

[Revoltingest]

You're an EPSophobe!

 

[Wu Wei]

And you have Ablutophobia but you don't hear me telling everyone....

 

[4consideration]

And you have Ablutophobia but you don't hear me telling everyone....

We never hear what you are saying. It's like you talk with a stiff mouth, or something.

 

[Revoltingest]

Have you no sympathy for the "stiff talker", woman!?
He must use someone else to voice his words, & ventriloquize them to his mouth.
(I'd say he's like a dummy, but that would be offensive.)

 

[4consideration]

Have you no sympathy for the "stiff talker", woman!?
He must use someone else to voice his words, & ventriloquize them to his mouth.
(I'd say he's like a dummy, but that would be offensive.)

Don't reprimand me! I use up my daily allotment of sympathy in dealing with you.

I'm not a gushing fountain of sympathy, you know! I have offense-taking needs just like any other red-blooded woman! :sad4:

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, turn off the waterworks, ya weepie eyed hormone fueled girlie!
Here, have a weakness tissue....

 

[4consideration]

Oh, turn off the waterworks, ya weepie eyed hormone fueled girlie!
Here, have a weakness tissue....

Crying isn't a weakness, ya sympathy challenged Neanderthal!

Crying is a maintenance feature, like the function of a release valve in machinery (I want a frubal for the tool reference) which allows for regular release of built up pressure to reduce the probability of explosive action.

The world would have less wars if more people just released what ails them through tears and were done with it!

 

[Wu Wei]

tears..... I'm made of stone...what do I know of tears....other than they are for sissies, wimps, woman and smelly Scotsman

 

[Revoltingest]

Real men don't need that kind'a "maintenance"!
Ya girlies, might benefit from it....but yer weak!

Hey, how'd the statue jump in betwixt us!?
Btw, ya kin mock me filthiness, but I see ya'r covered in pigeon poop!

 

[Wu Wei]

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?

 

[4consideration]

tears..... I'm made of stone...what do I know of tears....other than they are for sissies, wimps, woman and smelly Scotsman

Maybe you wouldn't be so rigid if you relaxed, let your hair down, and let the feelings move you to tears! It's perfectly natural. Just go with the flow, man!

 

[4consideration]

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?

I was. But there you were interrupting while I was talking, so I bet you didn't hear a word I said. Typical.

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't interrupt his Travis Bickle impression!
Let'm get it out of his system....so he'll stop.

 

[Wu Wei]

So explain this to me you hygienically challenged Scotsman.....why are your eyes leaking and why are there 3 empty boxes of Kleenex on the table next to you

 

[Revoltingest]

Yer just see'n juices leak out'a the haggis I keeps under me hat fer lunch!
Ya want some?

 

[4consideration]

Yer just see'n juices leak out'a the haggis I keeps under me hat fer lunch!
Ya want some?

Ewww! So that's the left-over holiday haggis you've mentioned recently?