Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

Yer just see'n juices leak out'a the haggis I keeps under me hat fer lunch!
Ya want some?

Haggis..... well you have something there....something more foul and offensive than the vile slabs of bacon you usually wallow in.....

Ewww! So that's the left-over holiday haggis you've mentioned recently?

No...that is likely older than that...I can tell....because this looks green and appears to be oozing much more than the other old vile indigestible pile of filth he had before

 

[Revoltingest]

An over-ripe haggis has been known to make a grown man cry.
But a true Scot just salivates at the sight & smell of a "greenie".

Left out in the sun just as you did,
a haggis won't taste quite so muted.
When it gives off fumes
of green, flavor blooms.
It ain't really ripe unless putrid.

 

[Wu Wei]

Your haggis poem is adorable
But the stuff is still quite horrible
And you're still rather deplorable
The End

 

[DreadFish]

Your poem has no rhythm and lacks a smooth meter
While mine, when spoken, sounds so much sweeter
While trying to understand your post so dense
I find I begin
to feel great offense.

 

[Thief]

Crying isn't a weakness, ya sympathy challenged Neanderthal!

Crying is a maintenance feature, like the function of a release valve in machinery (I want a frubal for the tool reference) which allows for regular release of built up pressure to reduce the probability of explosive action.

The world would have less wars if more people just released what ails them through tears and were done with it!

I can relate.
Thief is a ninja....with a heart.

One tear for you......

Now stab......stab......stab......

 

[Thief]

oh...excuse me!......

There's a bunch of poets and a mocking bird in here!

OUT! all of you....Out!

Stupid poets......birds......

 

[DreadFish]

You can't tell me what to do!

 

[Wu Wei]

Beat it bird, you're offensive

 

[4consideration]

Don't be so harsh with him.

That's my job.

 

[Revoltingest]

Yer job is sammich make'n!
If the corvid needs ta be shooed away, I'll shake me hoe at'm.

 

[4consideration]

Yer job is sammich make'n!
If the corvid needs ta be shooed away, I'll shake me hoe at'm.

Oh, really?

Well, my best sammich is po-boy. Hand me your wallet.

 

[Revoltingest]

Yer a demand'n wench, but here ya go....

 

[4consideration]

Wow. You must have a good printer. Those almost look real.

Good thing I'm a dentist.


I'm not really a dentist, but I laughed for about 5 minutes at the thought of Revoltingest trying to figure out that post. I only had one glass of wine with dinner.

 

[Revoltingest]

Well that explains yer be'n down in the mouth!

 

[4consideration]

Well that explains yer be'n down in the mouth!

Leave my disposition out of this. Let's get back to your examination.

Hmmn. Nice tooth you've got there. Seems lonely.

 

[Revoltingest]

I call'm "Snaggle"!

 

[4consideration]

I call'm "Snaggle"!

You forgot to brush "Snaggle" this morning. I think that's what happened to the others.

 

[Revoltingest]

I keeps Snaggle clean with cheap Canuckistanian whisky!
Doncha be cast'n aspersions at me dear Snaggle....yer juss jealous I gots more teeth than does yer pie hole!

 

[Daemon Sophic]

Both of you are offensive with your alcoholic and anaerobic oral fixations.:tsk:
Get a room! (preferably far away, and deep underground).

 

[Revoltingest]

Yer just jealous!
But we don't do threesomes.....Willie don't swing that way.
Talk to the statue. He might.