Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Thief]

But you can't relate!

 

[Revoltingest]

That's how I know I'm not a serial killer, but you are!
(So I'm wear'n me stab-proof kilt.)

 

[Thief]

I don't kill serials.

Though I have driven some of these threads to death.

 

[Revoltingest]

Thread killer!
I hate you.

Just kidding.
I only loathe you.

 

[atanu]

I hate revolting folks. I hate thieves and I hate con women.

 

[4consideration]

Thread killer!
I hate you.

Just kidding.
I only loathe you.

I am offended that you would lathe him. Such violence!

 

[Revoltingest]

You're a hater!

 

[Thief]

Yeah well.....a well Known Fella used to hang out with thieves and whores.....

I guess it's just a matter of taste.

I smell bacon....again....

 

[Revoltingest]

Dang, Thief....take a shower once a month or so!
(And no, this ain't an offer.)

 

[Thief]

Take it where?
(old Stooges joke)

 

[Revoltingest]

The 3 stooges are offensive!
[youtube]7CdZOFuWWT4[/youtube]
Take Off Your Hat - YouTube

 

[Thief]

Hey!...lay offa the Boys!

Where do you think I got my ninja technique from?

 

[Revoltingest]

Hey!...lay offa the Boys!
Where do you think I got my ninja technique from?

I canna be offended by your defense of the Stooges!
And I did notice that your kung fu is much like their schtick fu.

 

[Thief]

Well...there is the one upgrade....

stab....stab.....stab.....

 

[Revoltingest]

How can ya call yer goose'n "stab'n"?

 

[Thief]

Stop drinking and posting at the same time.
You seem a bit gassed!

 

[Revoltingest]

I drink to forget!
But I canna remember what it is I'm try'n to forget.
Stop remind'n me, ya inconsiderate cookie bake'n gas bag!

 

[Thief]

Look who's talking about gasbags!

Here's few more for that noisy oversized whoopee cushion under your arm!

STAB....STAB.....STAB....

and stop patching the damn thing.
some things are better when quiet.

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare ya call me bagpipes a "whoopee cushion"!

Oh...wait....I accidentally did pick one up instead of me pipes this morn'n.
No wonder I could only play one note!

 

[Thief]

Are you sure it was the whoopee cushion?

Did you smell bacon?