Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

How dare ya suggest I donna know the difference between bacon & a whoopee cushion!
They former canna carry a tune, & the latter tastes terrible!

 

[Thief]

No silly.....you said your cushion plays only one note.

So does something else.....did you smell bacon?

 

[Wu Wei]

How many times must I say this, bacon is a foul vile slab of low grade disgusting meat...its a coronary in a slimy slab and the mere mention of it is offensive

 

[Thief]

Especially after Mr.R gets done with it!

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't you guyz be dis'n bacon!
It's the.....
King of cured meats!
Monarch of mouth watering delight!
Pasha of peameal!
Caesar of seasoning!
Sultan of saltiness!
God of goodness!
Rajah of rashers!
Pinnacle of porcine perfection!
Summit of sumptuousness!

 

[atanu]

Especially after Mr.R gets done with it!

Ya.Once, I saw through my kitchen window that Mrs. R refuses to sleep in same room. So much disgusting is the output.

 

[Wu Wei]

Don't you guyz be dis'n bacon!
It's the.....
King of cured meats!
Monarch of mouth watering delight!
Pasha of peameal!
Caesar of seasoning!
Sultan of saltiness!
God of goodness!
Rajah of rashers!
Pinnacle of porcine perfection!
Summit of sumptuousness!

You forgot
The president of putrid
The Dauphin of disgust
The Crown prince of coronary
The Raja of rancid
The Sahib of Slimy
The Negus of nasty
The Grand duke of Gross
The Emperor of execrable
The Maharaja of malodorous

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, poor Rocky....no one took offense at yer post for the last 10 hours!
So lame....so very lame. Well, I'm so magnanimous that I'll be offended
by yer mild & lame little retort. I'm offended! (Did that sound sincere?)

 

[Thief]

Surprise!.......stab.....stab....stab....

 

[Vinayaka]

All this talk of violence... it truly offends me.

 

[Thief]

I suppose I'm long overdue for an upgrade.

Thief is ninja!
sabotage......sabotage......sabotage.......

 

[4consideration]

I suppose I'm long overdue for an upgrade.

Thief is ninja!
sabotage......sabotage......sabotage.......

Really? That's the upgrade?

I was going to suggest, "Feelings, nothing more than feelings..."

 

[Thief]

Time for your upgrade.....stab....stab....stab....

 

[4consideration]

That's kinda mean.

What about something nicer? Something with less blood.

 

[Thief]

This thread is all about being offensive.
Look at you.....boo hoo this....boo hoo that....

THEN you log off!!!!!!

THAT is really offensive!
NOW I gotta wait only god knows how long, for your next ridiculous post!

you are sooooooooo ofeensive!

 

[Wu Wei]

ok

 

[Thief]

Get that thing de-clawed.

 

[Wu Wei]

How offensive a ninja is afraid claws

DOUBLE PUNCH

 

[Thief]

Stop choking the kitten!

You .....you.....FIEND!

stab....stab....stab.....

 

[atanu]

I detest a thief who is also a serial killer. What punishment can even be thought for such a vermin?