Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Thief]

Well then Wee Wee......you don't belong here anymore.
Too good to be offended?.....too much above the rest?

Take your ugly monkey face somewhere else!

(I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooo offended!)

 

[atanu]

Wee wee has gone limp. No amount of cajoling caressing will do anything. Your brutal post under the circumstance is brutal beyond comparison. Your stab has injured Wee Wui.

 

[Wu Wei]

Think Bamboo

Now I shall go eat Tofu

 

[Wu Wei]

Good thing no one posted after me this evening....I think I ate more meat today than I generally do in a week....and I'm feeling mighty aggressive at the moment.....I likely would have been highly offended....but luckily.... now one posted...so...I'm still at peace with the world...namaste

 

[Brickjectivity]

Its a pain, because now I have to come up with some offence that you didn't envision. Just goes to show you can't please everyone, no matter how much you dismiss your aggression, and there is always something to be offended about depending upon your perspective.

 

[atanu]

What is this bricking philosophy?

 

[Maldini]

what the hell do you mean bricking philosophy? What have the bricks done to you that you use their name as a negative hateful thing?

Without bricks you'd be still living in a cave, you brick-hater.

 

[Wu Wei]

BAH!!!!

Someone brought in brownies...and I ate one...NOW I'M OFFENDED!!!!
I went to get a nice salad for lunch...and I had to ENDURE the FOUL SMELL OF VILE BACON!!!!
That too is offensive....

And talking about and discussing the philosophy of BRICKS!!!! That is not ONLY offensive it is irrelevant and ludicrous

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended by your having an artichoke on your head.
(But not by much....too tired....too relaxed....too...zzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

 

[Thief]

Good thing no one posted after me this evening....I think I ate more meat today than I generally do in a week....and I'm feeling mighty aggressive at the moment.....I likely would have been highly offended....but luckily.... now one posted...so...I'm still at peace with the world...namaste

Look who's talking about foul smells!!!!!!

Feeling aggressive?......that would be your gut.

LOOK OUT EVERYONE!.....WEE WEE IS ABOUT TO BE OFFENSIVE!

 

[atanu]

Yes he ate a lot of meat.

 

[Thief]

And you're in India!
I'm in America!

Oh my god!......a world crisis is at hand!

We are DOOMED!......DOOMED I TELL YOU!

But Thief is ninja!
I will survive!

Good luck to the rest of you!

 

[Wu Wei]

sorry I didn't hear you but I'm playing ukelele

 

[Brickjectivity]

I won't put up with being ignored. I'm playing a rock guitar badly.

 

[Revoltingest]

You're so offensive that I'm ignoring you!

 

[Wu Wei]

What...sorry...I wasn't listening...I'm still playing Ukulele.....and I am about to start playing the didgeridoo...so if you don't mind.... would you repeat that..... and speak up... the didge is a bit loud

 

[Revoltingest]

Why don't ya add the bagpipes to really make a perfect storm of intolerable noise!?

 

[Wu Wei]

no no no....only bacon eating, foul smelling, rancid kilt wearing, scotch drinkers play those obnoxious things

 

[atanu]

I am pulling and pushing heavy luggage through floor, making variety of grunge and acid music, subduing all your offensive sweet melodies and killing you harshly with my songs. How happy I am.

 

[Revoltingest]

Ugh! A man of your age & physique should not be wearing Daisy Dukes!