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[Wu Wei]

That cat needs catnip...or possibly a rubber mouse to play with....maybe a scratching post.....now quit sitting around doing nothing and help the poor thing

 

[4consideration]

That cat needs catnip...or possibly a rubber mouse to play with....maybe a scratching post.....now quit sitting around doing nothing and help the poor thing

I will sit around doing nothing if I darn well feel like it...and you can't say anything about it. You don't even know what's going on.

I'm actually not really doing nothing. I'm very busy procrastinating about packing boxes for our upcoming move. Procrastinating takes a lot of energy, buddy!

 

[atanu]

You are moving house? I moved city recently.

 

[4consideration]

You moved an entire city?

 

[atanu]

You moved an entire city?

Yes. That is how it happened in my mind.

 

[4consideration]

Yes. That is how it happened in my mind.

Oh. So you must be: :super:

I saw you flying around my place the other night. STOP PEEKING in my window!

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh. So you must be: :super:

I saw you flying around my place the other night. STOP PEEKING in my window!

I'm not a yellow ball with long red hair and I am not peeking at anyone or anything....why is everyone in this post so offensive and hostile...sheesh.....

 

[Thief]

STAB.....STAB....STAB.....

Thief is ninja!

 

[Wu Wei]

Thief needs anger managment counseling

 

[atanu]

You are in league with Thief else you would recognise the need for some capital letter punishment.

 

[Wu Wei]

I am not in any league with thief..... I don't even play baseball....

 

[Thief]

I don't play baseball either.....boring!
And I'm not much of a team player anyway!

Here's a ninja lesson for you....stab.

 

[Wu Wei]

You really should get yourself to counseling, this need you have to stab others can't be healthy....you should seek professional help for your violent tendencies... not to mention your obsession with running around in black pajamas with most of your face covered.

 

[Thief]

You really should get yourself to counseling, this need you have to stab others can't be healthy....you should seek professional help for your violent tendencies... not to mention your obsession with running around in black pajamas with most of your face covered.

What?....and give up ninjutsu?

oh I suppose I could reapply at the seminary.
but I'd probably get the nuns in trouble. (do anyway)

still get to wear black!

 

[atanu]

Nuns of world unite and teach this thief a lesson.

 

[Thief]

oh no!....not that!

well.....maybe......

Yeah!.....THAT.....THAT.....lets go for it!

 

[Revoltingest]

Your nun lust is offensive!
They aren't interested in you, ya hormone fueled, mud covered, lice pick'n horny toad!

 

[atanu]

believe me you are not much better.

 

[Revoltingest]

Not much better?
Why, I'm far far worse than a miserable little egg poacher like you!

 

[Thief]

Poaching eggs is not illegal.
Poaching other things might be.

and HEY!.....I am not covered in mud and I don't have lice!

that other stuff might apply...