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Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I scoff at your forgiveness! I spit upon it!
I trample it beneath me feet....I....ewww!
Your forgiveness is a flaming bag of crap!
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I scoff at your forgiveness! I spit upon it!
I trample it beneath me feet....I....ewww!
Your forgiveness is a flaming bag of crap!

heeheeheehee.....gothca...but I forgive you just the same....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhnygLQ4Ar4

Even a flaming bag of crap may have a heart.

No it doesn't quit, stop being silly.....sorry but....I cannot forgive such silliness

I pour my heart out to you and you toss bags of crap, Rude!

EXCUSE ME!!!!!...that was flaming crap....gets your fact straight next time before you babble on and whine incessantly
 
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Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
Agent Smith: "I have to get out of this..place...this zoo..."

Wu Wei: "Bring me the eyes of the Oracle!"

Revoltingest: "I'm the Train Man! I'm the train man! Its my train!"

ptooey!
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
and you know spitting is very offensive....

But I understand.
Thief is ninja!
If not for this mask I wear, I would spit on any I conquer.

So I just kick them repeatedly after I throw them down.

oh....let's not forget....stab...stab....stab...
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Should I start giving you names of counselors to contact to help with these violent outbreaks of yours....that are, no doubt, cries for attention that stem from the goat incident when you were very young....you should never have gone into a petting zoo with a big bag of peanuts......oh wait....that was me........well you still need a counselor for the violent outbreak stuff of yours
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
You've got me confused with someone else.
Never been near a goat.
Seen a few....at a distance.
But not up close.

As for my alleged violent tendencies......
Thief is ninja!
What I do is an art!
Style, grace and form all in one!

I'm just sooooooooooo pleased with myself!
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
This is very sad
You are in deep denial
You need to seek help


But I Forgive you
for your violent outburst
you can go cry now

I feel since you seem too believe you are a ninja that it is possible that a Haiku could get my point across better... Also, you may want to consider changing those black Pajamas soon.....or are you wearing Rancid Polecat aftershave.....are you trying to smell like Revoltingest?
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
This is very sad
You are in deep denial
You need to seek help


But I Forgive you
for your violent outburst
you can go cry now

I feel since you seem too believe you are a ninja that it is possible that a Haiku could get my point across better... Also, you may want to consider changing those black Pajamas soon.....or are you wearing Rancid Polecat aftershave.....are you trying to smell like Revoltingest?

Not I.
That probably was Rev sneaking by.

He's been trying some ninja stuff lately.

Haven't seen him?......have you?
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Not I.
That probably was Rev sneaking by.

He's been trying some ninja stuff lately.

Haven't seen him?......have you?

And you call yourself a ninja......

If he is trying to be a ninja...how could I see him.....ninjas are supposed to be invisible....not just stab happy.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
And statues are supposed to be silent.
Be tolerant of his nouveau ninja ways, lest you be scorned for unstatuelike behavior!
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
No! Statues that do things are called engines. People who talk to statues are called mental patients while people who talk to engines are usually called sweet talking mechanics. They are almost mental patients but not quite.
 
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