Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

In your case I'm willing to make an exception

In Revoltingest's case....I'm not surprised.....but I still forgive him

 

[Revoltingest]

Do not believe for a moment that forgiving me will turn me.
Willie don't swing that'a way!

 

[Wu Wei]

I don't swing that way either....I'm just trying to be nice...for a change....and I forgive you just the same....you filthy reprobate

 

[Revoltingest]

Awww.....I can't get offended at you now.
I even worry about your headaches.

 

[Wu Wei]

I have no headache today.....and although I find your sympathy offensive....I shall still forgive you

 

[Revoltingest]

Yeah, well your forgiveness is offensive, ya tea quaff'n, pastry taste'n, forgive'n forgiver!

 

[Wu Wei]

Yeah, well your forgiveness is offensive, ya tea quaff'n, pastry taste'n, forgive'n forgiver!

listen you foul vile cur... I don't taste pastry....your accusations are unfounded and inaccurate....but I forgive you for your ignorance

But thanks for the idea...I'm off to get me some tea

 

[Revoltingest]

...I'm off to get me some tea

....and crumpets, no doubt!

 

[Wu Wei]

No....a yogurt parfait....you deranged epicurean ignoramus....but yet I still find it in my heart to forgive you for your fatuousness

 

[Revoltingest]

You have all these treats.....crumpets, trifles, parfaits....& you don't share!

 

[Thief]

yeah well.....look where your hand is.

We wouldn't want you, sticking your fingers in the bag.....or the plate...or the table.....or anything else.

 

[Revoltingest]

Well, you sure gobbled down the treats I handed you!

 

[Wu Wei]

You have all these treats.....crumpets, trifles, parfaits....& you don't share!

I don't have all those treats....I had a parfait...but even if I did have all those...I would not share....I am just looking out for the health of my fellow posters......

 

[Thief]

Well, you sure gobbled down the treats I handed you!

Oh no you don't....what a blatant lie!
How extremely offensive!

Oh, that's right. You would be willing to shove your arm down a toilet.
How to expect anything of intelligence?

GET A PLUNGER!

 

[Wu Wei]

Wow....that is so true....and yet so rude......although I am not offended by that I am sure Revoltingest is ...... but I am sure he will forgive you for you insolence you eccentric pajama wearing crackpot

 

[Thief]

Everyone else must have given up!

I WIN!!!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, you win all right.
I got yer prize right here......

 

[atanu]

People who cannot identify which thread they are posting into aspire for win. What can be more disgusting?

 

[Wu Wei]

The fact that it took 12 days for someone to post and then when they did they had no idea where they were...I find highly offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, get over yerself, ya hat wear'n spoon twirler!
It ain't like you get this thread right every time.