Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Brickjectivity]

I find your cow offensive, but I don't give you a difficult time about it. To each his own cow(s).

 

[Wu Wei]

cowardice not cow... cowardice means lack of bravery you silly confuser of truth

I find your illiteracy offensive

 

[Viker]

Your lack of sentence structure and poor punctuation indicates a sociopath tendency. Makes me want to punch another kitten. Right in his fluffy little throat.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Punching kittens is unnatural and cruel. They only understand biting.

 

[Viker]

Gross! I'm a human. I know kittens lick their butts then their fur. You're a troubled person.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Everybody is troubled but you!

 

[Wu Wei]

Your lack of sentence structure and poor punctuation indicates a sociopath tendency. Makes me want to punch another kitten. Right in his fluffy little throat.

Gross! I'm a human. I know kittens lick their butts then their fur. You're a troubled person.

 

[Wu Wei]

and

Everybody is troubled but you!

for you too

 

[Brickjectivity]

I hate being ignored and then being coddled as an afterthought!

 

[Thief]

Inn that case ...I'll just ignore you

 

[Brickjectivity]

Hey, you weren't even offended. I'll have your post removed!

 

[Wu Wei]

Well I'm offended by your post.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I feel coddled and overprotected by that post. I'm not fragile.

 

[Viker]

Offensive! Countdown to kitten punch commencing.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Oh no, a kitty wanta punch me! I'm sooo scared!

 

[Draupadi]

Why are you guys talking about kitty punching? Illykitty is my friend so stay away from her! And I am highly offended.

 

[Brickjectivity]

You are probably offended about everything. There's no hope to not offend you, so why even try?

 

[Draupadi]

I am offended that you think you shouldn't try.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that I smell you cooking breakfast, & you've not offered any to me!
You're too busy being offended by some loser!

 

[Brickjectivity]

I take exception to that complement.