Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Thief]

You can assume Thief is offended by any posting in this thread.

I don't have enough to go around....but here are some for now....
stab......stab......stab......stab.....stab...

one more.....stab!

Thief is ninja!
hehehehehehe

 

[Viker]

Not so fast, Thief! Gotchya! Now I am no longer offended. Let the new era of offenses begin.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended.
Greatly offended!
And I don't even know why.

 

[Thief]

Not so fast, Thief! Gotchya! Now I am no longer offended. Let the new era of offenses begin.

Nice avatar...I like it.
Don't change it.

As for the Revolt......stab.....stab.....stab.....
Thief is ninja!

 

[Revoltingest]

Stab....stab....stab?
No.
Plunge...plunge....plunge!

 

[Thief]

Stab....stab....stab?
No.
Plunge...plunge....plunge!

You've been a long time with that toilet repair.

You don't charge by the hour ....do you?

THAT would be really offensive.

LET IT GO! man.....LET IT GO!

 

[Revoltingest]

Toilet what?
Why would anyone put paper in there?

 

[xkatz]

Actually, toilets are used as food storage in Ann Arbor.

 

[Revoltingest]

They also make great garden decorations.

 

[Viker]

Toilet what?
Why would anyone put paper in there?

Job security for a wee Scottish maintenance man.

 

[atanu]

He is not a maintenance man really. He does research. He wrote "What’s Your Poo Telling You? and What’s My Pee Telling Me"

 

[Revoltingest]

Research? That sounds high fallutin!
I keeps grounds & fixes plumb'n, ya chicken pluck'n candle squeezer!

 

[atanu]

You certified befuddled. Was it not you who explained on The Oprah Winfrey Show that the perfect stool was log-like and S-shaped, not broken up into pieces and that the perfect happy stool would be like clean scissor cut, leaving no mess around the output gate?

 

[Brickjectivity]

I kinda like your post. Here's the thing: you don't take this seriously enough. You are too cool to be cool. You don't play. You don't jump. You won't dance. You have no feather in your hat. Understand that this is personal.

 

[Thief]

Green eggs and ham.....

 

[Brickjectivity]

You...changing the subject all the time. Stealing the show. Eating green eggs and ham.

 

[Thief]

Are you offended?
hehehehehehe:clap

 

[Revoltingest]

Flijet ploobut? Narsty yoohr gid rotch!

 

[Thief]

What is all this?......and having no rhyme?
Are you not just wasting my time?

Why don't you quit?
Let go of the ****....

And try to be a bit more sublime.

 

[Revoltingest]

Slermy nusome mit e ploor
Germy gruesome it's a joor.
Lolly snatchit
SnapOn ratchet
Bustyer spakage in da moor!