Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Thief]

That was different.

 

[Wu Wei]

Yes it was...he is illiterate in multiple languages..... but don't let that bother you because you're still offensive

 

[Warbird]

I find you being offensive for thinking that they're offensive, not to mention, illiterate.
How could you not understand his rhyming genius, surely you can't be that belligerent.
Now step off and stop being an insult to my intelligence.
Peace.

 

[Brickjectivity]

He claims to be an ignorant atheist. It doesn't rhyme, and neither do you.

 

[Warbird]

Ignorance is bliss
How could you not know this?
Rhyming is not hard
You should try, it might take you far

 

[Brickjectivity]

in the ether of the birds
we raise a fowl eyebrow
at your twittering of words
though a whistling we bow
for sweet air remembers
how we learned to clap our hands
to be floating embers
leave behind you bags of sand

 

[Warbird]

I just got schooled, sir, I find that highly offensive!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Sorry. WOW elf must have brought it on. That is so annoying.

 

[Thief]

Pentameter people!....pentameter!

Rhyme is one thing....grace of meter is more!

such lowbrow attempts!

 

[Viker]

Disgusting! Really!? Pull yourself up.

 

[Revoltingest]

That "V" at the beginning of your moniker is really sharp & pointy!
You could take an eye out with that!

 

[Draupadi]

Thanks for suggesting the idea to her.

 

[atanu]

But D at your name's beginning means deep. And so I want to deeply look into your eyes. Will that be too offensive?

 

[Brickjectivity]

Some people still haven't gotten the format of this thread, and they're going to confuse the new people.

You're supposed to be offended at the post before you, like this.

 

[Thief]

But what was the offense?

Hmmmmm........you could be right.....the thread has lost it's thrust!

Here we go.....stab.....stab.....stab.....

Better?

 

[atanu]

Now now. Some folks cannot walk but on the tread path. What is the harm in looking deeply?

 

[Thief]

Now now. Some folks cannot walk but on the tread path. What is the harm in looking deeply?

Ok....let's have a deeeeeeep look...

Staaaaaaaab......with a slow push and a twist!

 

[Draupadi]

I find people who can do nothing but stab offensive. They are a shame to the honourable ninja kind. Ninjitsu doesn't only involve stabbing you know.

 

[Thief]

Well....I could send you something sweet...

hehehehehe

Thief is ninja!

 

[Draupadi]

Then send me a bunch of laddus will you? I am craving for them. If you don't I will be offended!