You are slowing down again? Get out of the my way, please.
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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
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She hates fowls. Weren't you listening?
That is an annoying understatement. Big ears, swiveling around all the time, nose twitching, laying about, and he never moves until its time to eat. Then he can suddenly hear the dinner.
Thief
Rogue Theologian
Hey!....listen up!.....
if large ears are offensive, I have the cure!
Thief is ninja!....and ninjas have sharp knives!
How about a little trim?....just a little of the top!
Or, you could do the Van Gough!
One quick gesture!.....sure to be a pleasure!
(mine!...not yours!)
if large ears are offensive, I have the cure!
Thief is ninja!....and ninjas have sharp knives!
How about a little trim?....just a little of the top!
Or, you could do the Van Gough!
One quick gesture!.....sure to be a pleasure!
(mine!...not yours!)
You say your knives are sharp, but I see that they're dull!
You sharpen them with a grinder instead of a whetstone!
You couldn't spread butter with those things.
You sharpen them with a grinder instead of a whetstone!
You couldn't spread butter with those things.
Thief
Rogue Theologian
Now that's an INSULT!
How dare you!.....you smelly handed player of oversized whoopee cushions!
You skirt wearing, fart sniffing excuse of a Scotty!
You ....you......
Whoa!......got a little up for it!
I'll be back.
Just for you.....I'll put extra strokes to the stone.
Empty promises from "Mister Empty Pants"!
Well if we got our own surgeries then maybe we wouldn't be so jealous. How about you send us some sympathy cards, surgery lad?
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Well if you all want cataract surgery..... I have decided to became an eye surgeon using a home study course...so I'd be more than happy to help out....of course the only tools I have are from my days as a Volkswagen/Jeep mechanic...but I promise to wash them before I start the procedure...
And I am STILL Offended that I did not get any get well cards....and after all I have done for all of you.......that is just offensive and hurtful
And I am STILL Offended that I did not get any get well cards....and after all I have done for all of you.......that is just offensive and hurtful
What are you talking about? I sent you this:
WELL!
Since you're being that way about it, I'm glad I was able to catch the florist before the delivery person got to your door! Humph!