Be Offended By the Post Above You

[4consideration]

Hi, Wu Wei! You're looking particularly handsome today. Maybe we could take a walk together.

Even though my feelings were hurt, just an itty, bitty bit, by that post, I'm sure we could clear the air if we just talk about our feelings, and get it all in the open.

 

[Revoltingest]

Feelings are offensive!
Real men don't have them....except for hunger...& lust....& lazy.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Out of 55,000 posts at least a few are bound to be stupid mistakes. That was one of them.

 

[4consideration]

Don't go so easy on him!

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh come on....there is an insult there that I could make..... but it is too offensive even for me....

 

[4consideration]

Hardly! I don't think it could possibly be offensive enough for you, mister!

 

[Viker]

Foul!

 

[4consideration]

You can't call foul!

But...I might let you if you let me take your bike for a spin. I've never driven one before!

I heard motorcycle enthusiasts just love to let other people ride their bike.

 

[Brickjectivity]

She can't even spell fowl. Now who's going too easy on peeps?

 

[4consideration]

Some of us doin't like to be picky and critical!

 

[Viker]

You can't call foul!

But...I might let you if you let me take your bike for a spin. I've never driven one before!

I heard motorcycle enthusiasts just love to let other people ride their bike.

You can ride my bike. You like dirt?

 

[Alt Thinker]

You can ride my bike. You like dirt?

Being dirty on a bike! Now that is really offensive! And dangerous.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Talking to a vitch, now that is offensive. It doesn't bother me though when you offend me, cause I get along with old dogs just fine.

 

[Wu Wei]

Kissing up to old digs is offensive...

 

[Wu Wei]

Hardly! I don't think it could possibly be offensive enough for you, mister!

Oh it was offensive, foul, vile and offensive, rude, nasty and degrading too....on second thought...I should have said it...I mean I was only tlking to you after all....oh well...to late now.... that will learn me to be nice

 

[Brickjectivity]

Then why do you do it? By the way you're supposed to get offended about something.

 

[Alt Thinker]

And who are you to go enforcing rules???

 

[Revoltingest]

Your post smells like you're composting rancid fish & old Playboy magazines!

 

[Alt Thinker]

Your post smells like you're composting rancid fish & old Playboy magazines!

That's the toilet you're smelling! And what have you been eating anyway? Something really offenisive I bet.

 

[Revoltingest]

That's the toilet you're smelling! And what have you been eating anyway? Something really offenisive I bet.

Anchovy & garlic haggis.....tastes as good as it sounds!