Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

WELL!

Since you're being that way about it, I'm glad I was able to catch the florist before the delivery person got to your door! Humph!

to little to late your just getting more and more offensive with every post

 

[Buttercup]

I'm horribly offended that you stole my purple underwear. Thief!!!

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm not Thief and I don't have your purple underwear...and I find your acuzations offensive... now I would not be surprised if Thief did have them.... he has this wierd uncontrollable attraction to purple stuff

 

[Buttercup]

I'm not Thief and I don't have your purple underwear...and I find your acuzations offensive... now I would not be surprised if Thief did have them.... he has this wierd uncontrollable attraction to purple stuff

Now I know where my Barney costume went to. I'm sure this purple thief is a "friend" of yours, right? Pffffft. This is the most ridiculously offensive thing ever. First the Barney theft and now underwear to match. You just wait...I'm gonna steal your favorite blankie!! You'll regret this!!

 

[Viker]

I mean really, flowers. Cutsieness. Disgusting!

 

[Buttercup]

I mean really, flowers. Cutsieness. Disgusting!

Oh!! Like living in a house of the devil is cute? How rude! I bet you don't have one pink thing!

 

[Viker]

Oh!! Like living in a house of the devil is cute? How rude! I bet you don't have one pink thing!

Pink! That's sacrilege! You blasphemer you profaner! I have a Hello Kitty notebook.

 

[Buttercup]

Pink! That's sacrilege! You blasphemer you profaner! I have a Hello Kitty notebook.

Well, at least I don't tattoo my cat with a white cross!! My mom is offended by that! She's calling the SPCA! Can I have your Hello Kitty notebook when you go to JAIL??

 

[Viker]

Well, at least I don't tattoo my cat with a white cross!! My mom is offended by that! She's calling the SPCA! Can I have your Hello Kitty notebook when you go to JAIL??

Snitching and snitches really tick me off! Jail?! Ain't no jail can hold me!

 

[Brickjectivity]

We pay good money for those jails!

 

[Thief]

I'm not Thief and I don't have your purple underwear...and I find your acuzations offensive... now I would not be surprised if Thief did have them.... he has this wierd uncontrollable attraction to purple stuff

oh no.....not purple....black is my preference.

Thief is ninja!

 

[Draupadi]

And transparent colour is my choice. Better than black. Draupadi is ghost!

 

[Viker]

I ain't afraid of no ghosts! They are slimy, though.

 

[Thief]

And transparent colour is my choice. Better than black. Draupadi is ghost!

That's not offensive.
I think that's interesting.....VEeeeeerriiiiie......interesting!!!!!!

 

[Brickjectivity]

That's not offensive? Work on your drama, Thief! More irony in the voice or you're just going to keep irritating us. Seriously how could you ever steal anything?

 

[Thief]

Well!....ExCUUUUUUuuuuuuse....MEEEEEeeeeeee!

(there, is that better?)

 

[4consideration]

No it's not. It's worse!

 

[Thief]

Well! ExCUUUUuuuuuse YOUUUUUuuuuuuu!

Nothing like a quick hit and log out!
But I can respect.
Thief is ninja!

It was still offensive!

 

[4consideration]

I had more important things to do! What's your excuse?

 

[Wu Wei]

you.....

offend me