Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Rival]

can't believe you'd ask for frubies. How dare you. Insolent creature. Can't you tell the sky is pink?

 

[Brickjectivity]

You are complaining about too many things in a single post. In this game you're only supposed to complain about one thing at a time! Plus your first sentence starts with a lowercase letter. That is bad grammar. Bad, bad bad.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm greatly offended that you give me that come hither look whenever you post. I have 2 problems with that....
1) I'm straight.
2) You'd never actually follow thru!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Next time you want it bring more than $50 and excuses.

 

[Revoltingest]

Next time you want it bring more than $50 and excuses.

For that kinda lucre I'd expect ya to bathe once a month! Now, hop to it....& get behind yer ears!

 

[Wu Wei]

will you just shut your yap you yammering old lollygagging filth monger

 

[Revoltingest]

Ya cant' keep me quiet, ya overgrown mass'o hair, claws & teeth what sux up to park rangers!

 

[Brickjectivity]

You forgot to mention 'Coffee snob'. Fact is, your accusations tend to be vague and spurious.

 

[Revoltingest]

I canna be "spurious" cuz I donna even know what it means, ya pastry pound'n, poodle hug'n tea fancier!

 

[Brickjectivity]

That's just another vague and spurious mispronounciation.

 

[Revoltingest]

I pronounces all me werds poifectly, ya big eared tortilla twirler!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Keep your xombie opinions out of my tortillas.

 

[Wu Wei]

I would really love to insult you all today but I just can't..... maybe I should not have done Yoga before logging in..... the best I can come up with at the moment is you're all stiff and inflexible......

and now for upward facing bear

 

[Brickjectivity]

Bears are too strong. Therefore they are bad. If they had reasonable strength and reasonable manners like dogs, then they would be ok. Then their company would be acceptable. As it is, nobody wants to have a bear over for dinner. Call it inflexible all you like.

 

[Wu Wei]

You are also intolerant of bears because we are strong.......

You make bears sad...... now I think I'll go lift some weights and then flip a truck to improve my mood

 

[Revoltingest]

Ya filthy stink'n bear!
Must ya fart when ya lift heavy weights?
Ya smell of fermented hiker, elk butt, raspberries & pickanick baskets!

 

[Wu Wei]

Why must you be such an equivocator that insist on casting aspersions on others who post here...I say unto you again, you are a shallow cowardly hind, and you lie.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Ok, stop telling the truth so much. This is supposed to be a jokes thread!

 

[Wu Wei]

This above all to thine own self be true, and it must follow, as night follows day, thou canst not then be false to any man.

 

[Revoltingest]

Truth? From a bear? They're the thieves & liars of the forest, ya tick infested flea bitten quiche monger!