Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Brickjectivity]

Bear are bad, Scots wear pladd
Angels weep when bears beep
jeeps are top-heavy
tip over the levy
Guess you should've bought Chevy.
Scots buy Ford they can't afford
jump from planes without Accord

 

[Revoltingest]

There once was a fellow named Brick.
I made a doll like him to stick
some pins in fun places
and make funny faces
while watching him clutching his....knee.

 

[Awoon]

too cold

 

[Revoltingest]

Getting colder!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Much ado about nothin

 

[Wu Wei]

I shall write no prose
won't ever write rose
I will not rhyme
no way this time
now go stuff that in your nose

 

[Thief]

You must be offended to post....
you can insult and slander and boast.
but don't turn your back
beware the attack....
For Thief is better than most.

 

[Thief]

hehehehehehehe......

 

[Brickjectivity]

You insult us by making such an unimaginative post.

 

[Wu Wei]

the bear is here wailer
I'll send you home in a mailer
outside or within
I'll rip your lungs out Jim
I'd like to meet his tailor..

Wow, I actually fit in lines from Warren Zevon werewolves of London....damn I'm good....and the rest of you aren't

 

[Adramelek]

Your post Wu Wei was so offensive it made me ****e my pants.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Ok, you really need to try harder. There's no e in ****e.

 

[Thief]

Well there you go!.....hehehehe.

The previous post by Brickjectivity...
lacks a certain objectivity.
a simple complaint
it's not even quaint....
it won't even tickle my levity.

 

[Wu Wei]

levity smevity who cares
You should not meddle in affairs
of your annoying complaint
I'll show some restraint
but watch yourself around bears

 

[Thief]

That's meddle.......in affairs....

some prize YOU are.

 

[Wu Wei]

Yes I know...some proof reader you are (darn spell check let me down)

 

[Leftimies]

I am offended by the fact that Wu Wei apparently got the last say in this thread, seeing how you have let it die in my absence. How offending, indeed, what a great insolence!

 

[Revoltingest]

The poster preceding me clogged the toilet with partially digested corn dogs & cocker spaniel jerky!
Chew yer food before swaller'n, ya 6-toed, bulbous nosed, golf ball wash'n, leaf sniffer!

 

[atanu]

Your job is to silently do your job without stirring up such a stink.

 

[4consideration]

His job is precisely to stir up a stink. Look at his avatar!