Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

There is neither honesty, manhood or good fellowship in thee

 

[Revoltingest]

There is neither honesty, manhood or good fellowship in thee

Aye, but methane....I gots plenty'o methane.

 

[Wu Wei]

Aye, but methane....I gots plenty'o methane.

you most certainly abound with Foul And Ugly Mists Of Vapours

 

[Revoltingest]

you most certainly abound with Foul And Ugly Mists Of Vapours

Yoo should kin, ya kilt lift'n pludle sniffer!

 

[Wu Wei]

you Frosty-Spirited Rogue, illiterate loiterer!

Thou bawdy ill-nurtured minnow!

You speak unskilfully: or, if your knowledge be more, it is much darkened in your malice.

 

[Brickjectivity]

You'll stoop to Revoltingests word buffoonery but still haven't posted in my Vogon Poetry thread. Why not?

 

[Wu Wei]

You DARE compare the Bard of Avon to Revoltingests word buffoonery...Thou art a dull and muddy-mettled rascal.

 

[Revoltingest]

The Bard only wished he could achieve Vogonic heights of doggerel!
You feckled gunthing & victious piece of green putty!

 

[Wu Wei]

OK...you got me...what does victious mean...... King-Urinal, Thou cruel, ingrateful, savage and inhuman creature, Thou crusty batch of nature
,

 

[Brickjectivity]

Ok, well its clear that maybe you don't deserve to post Vogonities. Or maybe you do. Either way, bah.

 

[Wu Wei]

I should hope that I do not.......

 

[Brickjectivity]

Your procrastination is turning into a dangerous hobby.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm a bear.....I'm dangerous all the time...so big fat hairy deal............

 

[Brickjectivity]

I sense the poet in you. Why do you doubt? Is it because I'm going to make fun your your post? Well, that is awfully judgemental of you.

 

[Wu Wei]

I do not doubt
why do you act out
as to the poet
I never show it
now quiet while I catch a trout

 

[Revoltingest]

Wu Wei is a sissy bear.
Penguins poke & pull his hair.
Beset by flies
he pouts & cries
sitting on his derriere.

 

[Wu Wei]

Wow, so very immature
you're so terribly insecure
you cast aspersions
spread your perversions
per usual you smell like manure

 

[Revoltingest]

Winning time is nowly over.
Chased away by barking Rover.
Frightened bear.
Doesn't dare
tip the RF dumpster over.

 

[Wu Wei]

You like to annoy
sarcasm you employ
but you continue to lose
your ego does bruise
your loss I sure do enjoy

 

[Revoltingest]

Fuzzy Wuzzy....bear he was.
Fuzzy Wuzzy's bad because
he's a cheater
making meter
preceding verbs with lame old "does".