Christians in America

[McBell]

I think so Brain, but why would anyone want a depressed tongue?

 

[The_Evelyonian]

I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking -- I mean, what would the children look like?

 

[Smoke]

I think so, Brain, but why does a forklift have to be so big if all it does is lift forks?

 

[McBell]

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Woof, oh, I'd have to say the odds of that are terribly slim, Brain.
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True.

I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you've been pondering?
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To my knowledge, never.

Exactly. So, what are the chances that this time, I'm pondering what you're pondering?
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Next to nil.

Well, that's exactly what I'm thinking, too.
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Therefore, you ARE pondering what I'm pondering.

Poit, I guess I am.​

 

[Smoke]

I think so, Brain, but Zero Mostel times anything will still give you Zero Mostel.

 

[The_Evelyonian]

I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?

 

[his_word_is_truth]

And saying this to someone who does not believe in life after death is supposed to make me grovel before you in fear? You're pathetic.

Dont grovel before me....if youre going to be afraid, be afraid of God

 

[Smoke]

I think so, Brain, but shouldn't the bat boy be wearing a cape?

 

[Klaufi_Wodensson]

Are you kidding me? Christians have it bad? How about you take a step back and look at the people of minority faiths. They are the ones who are persecuted. It's bad when a Christian is called a bible thumper, but saying Pagans worship fairytale creatures isn't? Christians in America have it better than anyone else in America. Christians can have crosses on gravestones and wear crosses in jail, but pagans can't wear a Thor's Hammer necklace and certainly can't have one on their grave because it isn't an approved symbol. get over yourself.

 

[McBell]

I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?

 

[EverChanging]

Dont grovel before me....if youre going to be afraid, be afraid of God

Yeah, yeah...go eat feces.

 

[McBell]

Dont grovel before me....if youre going to be afraid, be afraid of God

I stopped being afraid of other peoples imaginary friends a long time ago.

 

[The_Evelyonian]

Dont grovel before me....if youre going to be afraid, be afraid of God

Which one? There are so many to choose from....

 

[Smoke]

Into the family drinking well
Willie pushed his sister Nell.
She's there yet; the water kilt her.
Now we have to use a filter.

 

[McBell]

Which one? There are so many to choose from....

Um...
Just pick one, they are all equal in that they are completely unable to do ANYTHING with out the direct intervention of us pathetic humans..

 

[ButTheCatCameBack]

Dont grovel before me....if youre going to be afraid, be afraid of God

This song comes to mind.

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YouTube - I Ain't Afraid

 

[McBell]

I think so Brain, but if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?

 

[Smoke]

Willie found some dynamite;
didn't understand it, quite.
Curiosity never pays.
It rained Willie seven days.

 

[McBell]

I think so Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?

 

[Smoke]

Little Willie took a rocket,
put it in his father's pocket.
Then he said to Cousin Dan,
"Daddy is a traveling man."