Christians in America

[The_Evelyonian]

Well, I think so -POIT- but *where* do you stick the feather and call it macaroni?

 

[Smoke]

Little Willie, mean as hell,
threw his sister down the well.
Mother says, when drawing water,
"It sure is hard to raise a daughter."

 

[Shadow Wolf]

They are living in sin and they think it is ok. It is not ok. They have no right to say they are Christian. That is not judgment, that is discernment. You need to learn the difference. I do know God's plan because I know his word so you can kiss my butt.

Discernment is telling people they are wrong, they aren't true followers of your religion, or telling people they are going to hell.

Dont worry.....you will get your wish to go to hell

And I shall save a seat for you, friend. For many shall come to me and say Lord, Lord! I have done good deeds in your name, and I have cast out demons in your name. But I will say unto them, I do not know you. And they shall be cast into outer darkness where there will be gnawing and gnashing of teeth.
You are calling us sinners, now shall I point out to you your sins of the day that you commit on this board?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Speaking of church, here is my all time favorite church service. EVER!
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YouTube - Slayer Goes To Church

I never really got into Pinky and the Brain, so can't really contribute.

 

[Smoke]

They brought a woman to Jesus and said, "Master, this woman was taken in adultery, in the very act. Now Moses in the Law commanded us that such should be stoned, but what do you say?"

Jesus said, "Let any one among you who is without sin cast the first stone."

An old lady nearby threw a stone and beaned the adulteress with it.

Jesus said, "That's not funny, Mother."

 

[tumbleweed41]

{Snip}..........................................

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Well that was a colossal waste of time.

 

[his_word_is_truth]

Are you kidding me? Christians have it bad? How about you take a step back and look at the people of minority faiths. They are the ones who are persecuted. It's bad when a Christian is called a bible thumper, but saying Pagans worship fairytale creatures isn't? Christians in America have it better than anyone else in America. Christians can have crosses on gravestones and wear crosses in jail, but pagans can't wear a Thor's Hammer necklace and certainly can't have one on their grave because it isn't an approved symbol. get over yourself.

Pagans do worship fairytale creatures. The truth is harsh. We are commanded to go out and make disciples of the world. They wont let us do that. They want us to pray silently so they dont have to deal with us. Jesus is coming soon and he will avenge his precious saints.

 

[his_word_is_truth]

Discernment is telling people they are wrong, they aren't true followers of your religion, or telling people they are going to hell.


And I shall save a seat for you, friend. For many shall come to me and say Lord, Lord! I have done good deeds in your name, and I have cast out demons in your name. But I will say unto them, I do not know you. And they shall be cast into outer darkness where there will be gnawing and gnashing of teeth.
You are calling us sinners, now shall I point out to you your sins of the day that you commit on this board?

You are treating me just like the Pharisees treated Jesus. You need to fall on your face before the Lord in humiliation. I am not going to hell. Jesus died for me and I faithfully uphold his word.

 

[Smoke]

[youtube]QWVHpm49tOU[/youtube]

 

[McBell]

... I faithfully uphold his word.

Make up your mind.
Either you are upholding his world and making disciples for him or you are not allowed to.

You seem to be rather confused.

 

[tumbleweed41]

, you have blasphemed against the holy ghost.....

I do know God's plan because I know his word so you can kiss my butt.

:foot:

Dont worry.....you will get your wish to go to hell

:cover:

Dont grovel before me....

:bow:

Jesus is coming soon and he will avenge his precious saints.

:run:

You need to fall on your face before the Lord in humiliation.

:sleep:

 

[Shadow Wolf]

You need to fall on your face before the Lord in humiliation.

HA! That one just ain't happenin'. And if hell is real, I shall make my final stance against God and proudly take my place with my idol that I just discovered is real.

You are treating me just like the Pharisees treated Jesus.

Perhaps. But you on the other hand aren't acting very Christian like. I may be a Luciferian, but I use to be an extremely devoted Baptist to the point of where I was going to take over the youth ministry when the youth pastor moved. And become the Pastor if I was around long enough. But as of today I've forgotten alot about the Bible, but I have found that I still know it better than most Christians.

I am not going to hell. Jesus died for me and I faithfully uphold his word.

I ask you. Have you sold all of your possessions and given the money to the poor? It's a simple yes or no answer, I don't need any explaining.

 

[his_word_is_truth]

Make up your mind.
Either you are upholding his world and making disciples for him or you are not allowed to.

You seem to be rather confused.[/quote


You are so ignorant,......I dont think you would understand because you are in the flesh and therefore understand not the things of the spirit

 

[his_word_is_truth]

HA! That one just ain't happenin'.


Perhaps. But you on the other hand aren't acting very Christian like. I may be a Luciferian, but I use to be an extremely devoted Baptist to the point of where I was going to take over the youth ministry when the youth pastor moved. And become the Pastor if I was around long enough. But as of today I've forgotten alot about the Bible, but I have found that I still know it better than most Christians.


I ask you. Have you sold all of your possessions and given the money to the poor? It's a simple yes or no answer, I don't need any explaining.

how am I not being Christ like? That last question is a trap and I am not falling for it.

 

[McBell]

You are so ignorant,......I dont think you would understand because you are in the flesh and therefore understand not the things of the spirit

Nice dodge.
Care to try again?

 

[tumbleweed41]

 

[tumbleweed41]

 

[his_word_is_truth]

I rebuke you in the name of Jesus

 

[tumbleweed41]

 

[McBell]

I rebuke you in the name of Jesus