Yeah, great. This isn't theology though.
You said:
heres what
theology means: "
Theology is the systematic and rational study of religion and its influences and of the nature of religious truths, or the learned profession acquired by completing specialized training in religious studies, usually at a university or school of divinity or seminary.
[1] Without further qualification, the term is generally understood to refer, specifically, to
Christian theology." (wiki)
You made an offhand generalization about a term which you obviously don't have a clear grasp of and then tried to back it up with a random selection of accounts the historicity of which you don't even believe.
Considering the fact tht you don't personally believe the accounts in the Bible, it would be like someone saying: "Barnyard animals are terrible architects" and then offering the story of the Three Little Pigs as evidence.