No, no, no, that is too 60's. Those days are gone.
Nope, the Jesus of today, according to Republicans, if one can estimate what is going in their heads, would be like like Rick Warren. Whoelse could have commanded the two candidates to the presidency to come to his Saddleback, and grilled them for an hour on their morals? You think a pinko liberal hippy could do that? No way. The Today Jesus would attract 10,000 devotees every Sunday, with millions on the small screen, ergh, correction, the big screen, with millions of USD pouring in every year. He would make the top 10 in the Fortune 500 list, or else he wouldn't be Jesus...