Yes, I was serious. What God do you believe in that isn't a "male"?
And have you tried poking and prodding God? Please don't avoid the question.
Why do you think God is a male complete with a penis, balls and the need to shave His divine face? Where does God go to get a toothbrush? What does God wear, because I am sure there is not a Macy's or Sears catalog out in the cosmos. If anything, God is an incorporeal being that does not require oxygen, food, water, or any other essentials that are required for our existence.
The concept of God being a male comes from a culture and era that was very male chauvinistic. Women were seen as little more than property that were only good for being barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen. As a matter of fact, that part of the world still has many cultures that feel that way.
Edit: what does the Bible say about women? The very nature of these verses tells you that it is a MAN made book:
Women are to be a "helper" (damn near slave) for men
Women must keep their heads covered and dress modestly
Women must not wear jewelry
Women can't have authority over men
Women can't teach men
Women should not speak at temple/church
Women that have questions should ask their husbands, and he will ask in temple/church
Women can't serve as rabbis/priests
Unmarried women could not leave the home without their father's permission
Married women could not leave the home without their husband's permission
Women could not testify in court
Women could not talk to strangers
A woman that marries and divorces then remarries another was considered an adulterous
Female children were not worth as much as male children in coin (shekels)
Daughters did not receive an inheritance, even if they were the oldest child
Women were required to be virgins until marriage, otherwise they were stoned to death
The list goes on and on.
And yes, I absolutely believe in God the creator...just not according to Genesis. Think outside of the box. God gave you intelligence...use it.