Hell is Hell because...

[tumbleweed41]

Hmmm...
Bill Gates teaches us that only the saved are permanently encoded into memory. The unsaved are forgotten in the ether.

All praise the daily back-up disk, and mourn for those subject to crashing before saving.

 

[sojourner]

In the beginning was the word...
And the word was, "zip drive."

 

[Demonic Kitten]

*giggles at the computer references*

Now that is a religion I could agree with.

<--------- Computer nerd

 

[sojourner]

Think of it! On my computer, there's a Save button, an Enter button, a Home button, a Shift key, an Escape button, and a Control key. What could be more religious?

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Think of it! On my computer, there's a Save button, an Enter button, a Home button, a Shift key, an Escape button, and a Control key. What could be more religious?

I think I've got an iconoclastic keyboard. It has a "Break" button.

And I'm sure "Scroll Lock" has religious implications, but I'm not quite sure what they would be.

 

[sojourner]

I think I've got an iconoclastic keyboard. It has a "Break" button.

And I'm sure "Scroll Lock" has religious implications, but I'm not quite sure what they would be.

One dare not discuss "backspace" or "end!"

 

[Shadow Wolf]

No parties, no sex, no abilities, no hope, just plenty of time to think.

Cool. I like to just sit and think.