Help me out

[Quagmire]

What's that passage in the gospels that says, "...and all liars"?

 

[Green Gaia]

To tell the truth I was just passing through in my search to find a good intelligent religious forum..
No offence but this place is not my cup of tea; the small number of true Christians here are fine but there's too much background noise from nonchristians and phoney christians so I've got no choice but to obey this instruction and walk out-
"Keep away from profane babblers" (1 Tim 6:20/21)

So to my true Christian friends here I say-
Meet me out beyond the stars
A century from today
Far from the world we used to know
A universe away..

Don't let the door hit ya.....

 

[ChristineES]

Oops seems i've upset some nonchristians so they're trying to bully the mods into shutting me up..
"They prefer teachers who only tell them what they want to hear" (2 Tim 4:2-4)

Now you've got me angry. I tolerate a lot but I don't tolerate someone calling me a non Christian. I've been called delusional because of my faith and didn't get angry, and I can name more.
If you go, I will not miss you. That is the first time since I joined the RF that I felt that way. I don't even feel that way about the atheists who call my faith delusional, so that should tell you something.

 

[Father Heathen]

I'm heartbroken that this cool, classy and charming fellow won't be my bestest buddy.

 

[Quagmire]

Come on Mickey, show us the special dispensation from God that says that if you stand on a stack of Bibles, that excuses you from having to read them or follow anything that's written inside.

 

[ChristineES]

When reading the scriptures, did you forget to memorize the Golden Rule? It is easy to quote scriptures and bit harder to live by them. You say I only say what people want to hear (or you insinuated by using Paul)- But I am not a preacher, and I don't witness on this forum because it is forbidden.

 

[Quagmire]

When reading the scriptures, did you forget to memorize the Golden Rule? It is easy to quote scriptures and bit harder to live by them. You say I only say what people want to hear (or you insinuated by using Paul)- But I am not a preacher, and I don't witness on this forum because it is forbidden.

He seems to have missed the parts about lying as well as the whole "don't let your left hand know what your right hand is doing" when it comes to charity proviso.

 

[Father Heathen]

I like how he wanted to publicly make a coy yet smug display of rejecting a non-christian's friendship request. I don't think Jesus would approve of pretentious elitism and blatant hypocrisy, however.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I like how he wanted to publicly make a coy yet smug display of rejecting a non-christian's friendship request. I don't think Jesus would approve of pretentious elitism and blatant hypocrisy, however.

Since when does what Jesus would think have anything to do with Christianity?

 

[Quagmire]

I like how he wanted to publicly make a coy yet smug display of rejecting a non-christian's friendship request. I don't think Jesus would approve of pretentious elitism and blatant hypocrisy, however.

I think he had to make a public dispaly of anybody sending him a friendship request because, come one, when is that ever likely to happen again.

 

[Anti-thesisofreason]

Even though I find nonchristians to be boring people I'm still polite and hospitable to to them, but when it comes to actually wanting them as friends, no way ho-zay!
Jesus said "You're my friends if you follow me"-John 15:14, and likewise I too only want friends who follow him..

So you opt to miss out on a variety of people. Sounds lonely to me.

 

[Twilight Hue]

So you opt to miss out on a variety of people. Sounds lonely to me.

His loss. I guess the stained glass house with pretty pictures is much too nice to be bothered for a quick look outside.

 

[The Voice of Reason]

Oops seems i've upset some nonchristians so they're trying to bully the mods into shutting me up...

Don't sell yourself short, Waymarker. You've upset everybody - including the Christians on this board.

Except me, of course. I love you, because Agnosis (the God of agnosticism) tells us:
Be not upset with the intolerant bigots, as they seek approval and acceptance most of all. - 2 Collusions, verse 21

- and, my personal favorite -

Liars look fools, especially after they get caught and called on their BS. - 1st Prevaricators, verse 1

 

[The Voice of Reason]

A bit phoney, acting like you didn't know about this place I mean, seeing that you have 2 accounts and one is from 3 years ago. Mick in England


Is lying OK according to your interpretation of scripture?

Is there anything genuine about you?

Wow!! You talk about being embarrassed. If I were you, Waymarker, I'd apologize to everyone, and then not show my face around here anymore. Then again, I have a sense of decorum.

 

[Twilight Hue]

Wow!! You talk about being embarrassed. If I were you, Waymarker, I'd apologize to everyone, and then not show my face around here anymore. Then again, I have a sense of decorum.

Come on! :slap:

We finally have a spicy troll that that is willing to play with us.
Can we keep him??? PLLEEAASSSEEE?????????

 

[Buttons*]

Come on! :slap:

We finally have a spicy troll that that is willing to play with us.
Can we keep him??? PLLEEAASSSEEE?????????

yeah, but he might make people cry and I don't know if we can have that!

 

[Katzpur]

You say you're a Mormon dahling, are you admitting Mormons aren't Christians?..

Admitting it or denying it doesn't change a thing. I believe that Jesus Christ is God's Only Begotten Son. I believe that He is my Savior and Redeemer. I try to obey His commandments. He is my Lord and Master. You may call me whatever you want and it will not change how God sees me.

Now is there some reason why you didn't just answer my question?

 

[Quagmire]

Come on! :slap:

We finally have a spicy troll that that is willing to play with us.
Can we keep him??? PLLEEAASSSEEE?????????

OK Nowhere Man, but remember; he's your responsibility. You have to promise to keep his bowl full of water and to keep him off the furniture.

 

[OmarKhayyam]

Who cleans his box?

And before you ask, No not ME!

 

[The Voice of Reason]

I'll volunteer to take his mind out for a walk, once a day.

You know - let it get some sunlight, fresh air, and maybe work on its tan.