Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
If I were not an atheist, I'd probably be god.
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If I were not a _________, I'd probably be a _________.
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J Bryson
Well-Known Member
then its lucky your a athiest right
For us, at least.
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
Pretty much lucky for everyone.
tumbleweed41
Resident Liberal Hippie
If I were not a Deist, I would probably be Agnostic.
As that was the path I took to Deism.
As that was the path I took to Deism.
Being an evil Republican reverend doesn't disqualify you. Or did you mean your evil deeds don't leave time for being a staff member?
Being a staff member isn't as much fun as it sounds like. It's kind of like being the janitor at a nice hotel. You spend more time cleaning up other people's messes than relaxing at the pool. It really takes a lot of selfless dedication to keep at it for very long. You can't just come on when you want, read what you want, and say what you want. The only thing I miss about it is the ability to swat spammers at odd hours of the morning when there are no staff members online.
Being a staff member is actually pretty easy for me. I just get Nick to do all my work for me by buying him beer and flashing him every now and then.
Sorry for the tangent, y'all. You may go back to your regular programming.
GiantHouseKey
Well-Known Member
Greetings
If I were not a man, I'd probably be a woman
If I were not a waiter, I'd probably be a nonworker
If I were not a human, I'd probably be a unicellular microbe
Oh right...
If I were not an atheist, I'd probably not know what the hell to do
If I were not a...(Insert my religion here), I'd probably be your average atheistic satanist...Or a neopagan of some sort...
GhK.
If I were not a man, I'd probably be a woman
If I were not a waiter, I'd probably be a nonworker
If I were not a human, I'd probably be a unicellular microbe
Oh right...
If I were not an atheist, I'd probably not know what the hell to do
If I were not a...(Insert my religion here), I'd probably be your average atheistic satanist...Or a neopagan of some sort...
GhK.
Being an evil Republican reverend doesn't disqualify you. Or did you mean your evil deeds don't leave time for being a staff member?
Being a staff member isn't as much fun as it sounds like. It's kind of like being the janitor at a nice hotel. You spend more time cleaning up other people's messes than relaxing at the pool. It really takes a lot of selfless dedication to keep at it for very long. You can't just come on when you want, read what you want, and say what you want. The only thing I miss about it is the ability to swat spammers at odd hours of the morning when there are no staff members online.
Oh I could not agree with you more. Believe it or not, I was a moderator of a pagan forum for several years. Yes, once upon a time I was a Pagan.
Flashing is enough incentive for me. :yes:
zenzero
Its only a Label
Friend katzpur,
This is the root problem which few understands.
It is our minds that makes us do this or that. Mind creates the EGO to *Be someone* to be *this* or *that*.
All religions are only paths or ways to reach a certain place and once reached the paths or ways or religions are redundant.
One may not like many things about a particular path or way but when one starts a journey those uncertainties are always to be faced with one's presence of mind and not to be taken seriously as the only goal is to reach the place even the path chosen to travel turns out difficult. But ones the destination is reached one's understands why the person who had developed this path used all these hurdles.
Or one can always create his own path.
Love & rgds
This is the root problem which few understands.
It is our minds that makes us do this or that. Mind creates the EGO to *Be someone* to be *this* or *that*.
All religions are only paths or ways to reach a certain place and once reached the paths or ways or religions are redundant.
One may not like many things about a particular path or way but when one starts a journey those uncertainties are always to be faced with one's presence of mind and not to be taken seriously as the only goal is to reach the place even the path chosen to travel turns out difficult. But ones the destination is reached one's understands why the person who had developed this path used all these hurdles.
Or one can always create his own path.
Love & rgds
blackout
Violet.
If I were not god :flirt:, I'd probably be a mere mortal.
eh.If I were not sorceress (heiress of source), I would probably be zombie (living dead).
Luminous
non-existential luminary
is this supposed to be some kind of subtle pun on your name?
Luminous
non-existential luminary
haha! im an Agnostic Quaker
methylatedghosts
Can't brain. Has dumb.
If I were not a male, I'd be a female..
Though.. sometimes even I wonder about that... 0.o
Though.. sometimes even I wonder about that... 0.o
methylatedghosts
Can't brain. Has dumb.
Ok, a serious one this time.
If I were not... whatever it is I am... I'd probably be some kind of pagan/shamanistic.. earthy type of thing
If I were not... whatever it is I am... I'd probably be some kind of pagan/shamanistic.. earthy type of thing