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Inexorable Consequences
- Thread starter Revoltingest
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If you rename your dog Figarover, you will start feeding him salami.
If you have a juggling dog, you will get to know some clowns.
If you think you're posting on RF, you will think that you have become healthy, wealthy and wise.
If you fly kites in thunderstorms, you will get wet.
If you get wet, you will get a rash on your arsch.
If you get a rash on your arsch, you will ask someone to put cream on it for you.
If you ask someone to put cream on your arsch, you will meet a guy named Herbert who is just a little too anxious to do it.
If you meet a guy name Herbert who is just a little too anxious to do it, you will tell him never mind about the cream, and that you want him to mow your lawn, instead.
If you wonder if you acted too hastily, you will coyly ask Herbert to slather up your backside.
If you expose your Yoda tatoo, people will ask you who did it.
If you say it was "force" upon you, they will ask you if anything else was "forced" upon you.
If you start to cry & point fingers, your makeup will run.