If your makeup runs, you will look like a sad clown.
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Inexorable Consequences
- Thread starter Revoltingest
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If you demand royalties, you will be refused them.
If you are refused them, you will want to sue for them.
If you want to sue for them, you will discover that you do not have enough money to hire a law professional.
If you do not have enough money to hire a law professional, you will hire a lawn professional, instead.
If you hire a lawn professional instead, you will hire Revoltingest.
If you are refused them, you will want to sue for them.
If you want to sue for them, you will discover that you do not have enough money to hire a law professional.
If you do not have enough money to hire a law professional, you will hire a lawn professional, instead.
If you hire a lawn professional instead, you will hire Revoltingest.
If you hire Revoltingest, you will find your yard all torn up & your landscaping rearranged.
If you hire Revoltingest and your lawsuit is lost in the weeks, and you find your yard all torn up & your landscaping rearranged, you will see that you don't really want to pursue that lawsuit and that Revoltingest has a better plan for your lawn than you could have imagined.
If you see that Revoltingest has a better plan for your lawn than you could have imagined, you wonder what other wonderful insights he may have for your life.
If you wonder what other wonderful insights he may have for you life, you will hire Revoltingest as your Life Coach.
If you see that Revoltingest has a better plan for your lawn than you could have imagined, you wonder what other wonderful insights he may have for your life.
If you wonder what other wonderful insights he may have for you life, you will hire Revoltingest as your Life Coach.
If you hire Revoltingest as your life coach, you will find yourself becoming a lot less ambitious & a lot more obstreperous.
If you find yourself becoming a lot less ambitious & a lot more obstreperous, your previous interests, activities and friends in your life will no longer fit.
If your previous interests, activities and friends in your life no longer fit, you will look for new interests, new activities and new friends.
If your previous interests, activities and friends in your life no longer fit, you will look for new interests, new activities and new friends.
If you look for new interests, new activities, & new friends, you be outside your comfort zone.
if you're outside you're comfort zone, you cast furtive glances at people.
if you're outside you're comfort zone, you cast furtive glances at people.
If you cast furtive glances at people, they will become suspicious of you.
If people become suspicious of you, they will falsely accuse you of stalking them.
If they falsely accuse you of stalking them, you will decide to stalk them for the fun of it.
If you decide to stalk people for the fun of it, you will go out shopping for a trench coat (again!).
If you rush home, you will run a red light.
If you red a red light, you will be stopped by a police officer.
If he finds the dead hobo 4consideration hid in your trunk, he will arrest you.
If he arrests you, he will take the dead hobo for evidence.
If he takes the dead hobo for evidence, he will send it to the coroner.
If he sends it to the coroner, the coroner will inform him that the dead hobo is not a person, but is really just a dummy for a Halloween decoration.
If he arrests you, he will take the dead hobo for evidence.
If he takes the dead hobo for evidence, he will send it to the coroner.
If he sends it to the coroner, the coroner will inform him that the dead hobo is not a person, but is really just a dummy for a Halloween decoration.
If you discover that your dead hobo is really just a Halloween decoration, you will develop a hanker'n for candy corn.
If you develop a hanker'n for candy corn, you will also develop a hanker'n for other high sugar, tasteless snacks -- like Twinkies.