if you give inspirational talks to inmates at medium security prisons, you will cause female inmates to swoon.
(Yes, women still swoon.)
(Yes, women still swoon.)
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Inexorable Consequences
- Thread starter Revoltingest
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If you cause female inmates to swoon, they will capture you and dress you up as a female inmate.
If they capture you and dress you up as a female inmate, they will keep you in prison as their sex toy.
If they capture you and dress you up as a female inmate, they will keep you in prison as their sex toy.
If they keep you in prison as their love toy, you will long for freedom from doing the nasty.
If you long for freedom from doing the nasty, you will try to make yourself as digusting as possible to dissuade them from using you for pleasure.
If you play all the animal parts in the prison Christmas play, part of you will feel like a jack***.
If you are happy that there are no rectal barometers, you will look into other words of wisdom by Steve Martin.
If you look into other words of wisdom by Steve Martin, you will come across his Grandmother's Song and make it words that you live by.
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Steve Martin - Grandmother's Song - YouTube
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Steve Martin - Grandmother's Song - YouTube
If you try to live by those tongue twisting words, you will develop a stutter.
If you develop a stutter, please will have to pay close attention to what you are saying.
If people pay close attention to what you are saying, they will discover that you are brilliant.
If people pay close attention to what you are saying, they will discover that you are brilliant.
If people discover that you are brilliant, you will become a celebrity.
If you become a celebrity, some people will think that means that you are an expert in politics and world events.
If some people think you are an expert in politics & world events....& you wish you hadn't made those tapes in college, you will change your name to Percy Dovetonsils.
If you are mistaken for somebody else, you will remember that Lord John Whorfin (aka Emilio Lizardo) hated it when that happens.
if you remember that Lord john Whorfin hated it when that happens, you will watch Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.
if you watch Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, you will start speaking with an Italian accent.
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best of Dr. Lizardo (Buckaroo Banzai) - YouTube
if you remember that Lord john Whorfin hated it when that happens, you will watch Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.
if you watch Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, you will start speaking with an Italian accent.
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best of Dr. Lizardo (Buckaroo Banzai) - YouTube
If you believe you can sing opera, you will ask people to call you Luciano.