If you have sex with groupies, you will find out that your spouse is one of them.
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Inexorable Consequences
- Thread starter Revoltingest
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If you find that your wife is a ZZ Top groupie, you will understand why she dresses a little trashy.
If you understand why she dresses a little trashy, you will think it is for a worthy cause.
If you think it is for a worthy cause, you will stop wearing her trashy clothes around the house when she is gone.
If you think it is for a worthy cause, you will stop wearing her trashy clothes around the house when she is gone.
If you stop wearing your wife's trashy clothing around the house when she is gone, you will start wearing lumberjack boots.
If you start wearing lumberjack boots, you will buy some new ones.
If you buy some new ones, you will tell you wife that you got the boots.
If you tell your wife that you got the boots, she will misunderstand you and think you said that you "got the boot."
If she misunderstands you and thinks you said that you "got the boot," she will feel frustrated that you got fired, and leave you.
If you buy some new ones, you will tell you wife that you got the boots.
If you tell your wife that you got the boots, she will misunderstand you and think you said that you "got the boot."
If she misunderstands you and thinks you said that you "got the boot," she will feel frustrated that you got fired, and leave you.
If your wife leaves you, you will feel a sense of unexpected relief.
If you feel a sense of unexpected relief, you will feel like you have a new lease on life.
If you have a new lease on life, you will have a glimmer in your eye and a spring in your step.
If you have a new lease on life, you will have a glimmer in your eye and a spring in your step.
If people think that you are pregnant, you will shop for overalls that have a slimming effect.
Me Myself
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If you bludgeon to near death or worse you will start singing this song
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Monty Python - Always Look on the Bright Side of Life - YouTube
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Monty Python - Always Look on the Bright Side of Life - YouTube
If you are asked to do a rap version, you will embarrass your teenage children.
If you embarrass your teenage children, they will roll their eyes & refuse to be seen with you.
If you embarrass your teenage children, they will roll their eyes & refuse to be seen with you.
If they roll their eyes & refuse to be seen with you, you will have a lot more time to yourself.
If you have a lot more time to yourself, you will start reading about the history of machine tools.
(NO, you will not.)
If you start reading about the history of machine tools, you will start visiting machine tool museums.
If you start reading about the history of machine tools, you will start visiting machine tool museums.
If you start visiting machine tool museums, you will visit the American Precision Museum in VT.
If you visit VT, you will buy maple syrup.
If you buy VT maple syrup, you will become addicted to it.
If you visit VT, you will buy maple syrup.
If you buy VT maple syrup, you will become addicted to it.
If you become addicted to it, you will stagger around telling everyone that you are sweet -- from the inside, out.
If you tell people that you are sweet, biker gangs will want you for pleasure.