Inexorable Consequences

[Me Myself]

Were we talking about you all this time Revolt?

 

[Revoltingest]

Were we talking about you all this time Revolt?

Yes....this actually happened!
But I edited it to make it hypothetical again.

 

[Revoltingest]

If you spend a few hours driving the porcelain bus, you will want some breath mints.
(I know I did!)

 

[4consideration]

If you want some breath mints, you will ask Wirey for them.

 

[Revoltingest]

If you ask Wirey for breath mints, he will give you some of his brain disease medicine instead.

 

[4consideration]

If he gives you some of brain disease medicine, you will politely point out that you really wanted a breath mint so that you could go back to kissing him.

 

[Me Myself]

If you poletely point out you really wanted a breath mint so you could go back to kissing him, you will notice you really do need brain disease pills.

 

[Amechania]

If you take brain disease medicine you will hallucinate.
If you hallucinate, you will see God.
If you see God, ask him where I left my thumbdrive.

 

[Me Myself]

If you ask God where is Amechania´s thumbdrive, he will tell you to ask something more significant.

If he tells you to ask something more significant you will ask him where all the missing stuff of existence goes to.

If you ask him where all the missing stuff of existence goes to, he will tell you

 

[Revoltingest]

If he tells you, you will wonder just what "42" means.

 

[BSM1]

If you wonder just what "42" means, you will realize the joke is on you.

 

[Me Myself]

If you realize the joke is on you, you will learn to laugh at yourself (while pointing)

 

[Revoltingest]

If you realize the joke is on you, then you will take up self deprecating humor.

 

[BSM1]

If you take up self deprecating humor and laugh at yourself (while pointing), you will start "tagging" buildings with a funny picture.

 

[Revoltingest]

if you start tagging buildings with funny pictures, you will have landlords chase you with torches & pitchforks.

 

[4consideration]

If you have landlords chase you with torches & pitchforks, you will think you are Frankenstein.

 

[Revoltingest]

If you think you are Frankenstein, you will want a bride.

 

[BSM1]

If you want a bride, you will realize that you are not only a monster but a glutton for punishnment.

 

[Revoltingest]

If you realize that you are not only a monster but a glutton for punishment, you will want Frankenkids too!

 

[BSM1]

If you want Frankenkids too, you will question your sanity.